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Well everyone, it's finally over. After YEARS of posting on bald cartoon men with glasses website, our time here has finally come to an end. For better or worse, this is how it has to be. I have to give my sincerest thanks to everyone who has contributed to this site's success, everyone from the slopjak shitposters to the genuine effort posting users who have tried to make this place fun to use.

All of you have etched out a name for the jarty as something worth remembering. I hope you all had as much fun as I did, because the memories I made here are something I hope to have the privilege of being able to take to my grave. Thank you all for the good times and good laughs. I love you all and, at least as it pertains to this site, this is goodbye.

Some time soon I will be putting up a static page in honor of the site and with an archive of old posts.

If you need me, you can reach me on XMPP at https://invite.joinjabber.org/#lute@xmpp.party
or at least for the next month: admin@jakparty.soy.


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>>162918
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mahZLt7Fpi0
>>Goodbye Sharty, won't be seein' you again
>>Stole your jaks and tan and gems and left you to the 'cord
>>Goodbye Sharty, won't be seein' you again
>>You sold out to the 'cord and, you ain't ever sellin' back

>>Started hangin' out in raidcords, and you got it in your head
>>To spam coal on our catalog 'cause that's what the cool kids did
>>Now you got some shitty pedocord and an admin made of Vitamin C
>>namefagging like an attentionwhore, and your 'drive is full of 'p

>>Goodbye Sharty, won't be seein' you again
>>Stole your jaks and tan and gems and left you to the 'cord
>>Goodbye Sharty, won't be seein' you again
>>You sold out to the 'cord and, you ain't ever sellin' back

>>It's a call for dox this morning and you're coalin' up at lunch
>>All coaled up on /q/ screamin', "IS DA HEGGIN 'JARTY!"
>>Your site is barely workin', but your spend a bill on "games"
>>Sootie brought you freedom, you prefer some rulescucked coal

>>Goodbye Sharty, won't be seein' you again
>>Stole your jaks and tan and gems and left you to the 'cord
>>Goodbye Sharty, won't be seein' you again
>>You sold out to the 'cord and, you ain't ever sellin' back

>>Sold an ad and made some money, now it's time to fix the site
>>Fuck that, let's add 50 boards, I guess that's just as good
>>Fuck /sneed/, there's /incel/, let's see what treats lie inside
>>It's like kiwifarms everyday except the threads are filled with troons

>>Goodbye Sharty, won't be seein' you again
>>Stole your jaks and tan and gems and left you to the 'cord
>>Goodbye Sharty, won't be seein' you again
>>You sold out to the 'cord and, you ain't ever sellin' back

>>Goodbye Sharty, won't be seein' you again
>>Stole your jaks and tan and gems and left you to the 'cord
>>Goodbye Sharty, won't be seein' you again
>>You sold out to the 'cord and, you ain't ever sellin' back
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