>be mudslime
>dreaming about maphammed and circling around a black rock all night long
>wake up
>beat wife (Islam is for women rights tho :))
>go greet 7 year old daughter
>WHAT
>THE
>LE
>FUCK
>7 YEAR OLD WHORE DAUGHTER (old enough to marry) INVITED HER MALE 2ND GRADE FRIEND OVER TO PLAY WITH LEGOS (HARAM)
>Beat up daughter until her nose is shattered
>send her to school
>start first prayer (out of 83) of the day
>Umaaaaah Allah fuckallah niggalllah inshallah mohammed allah (pbuh swt) ALALALALALLALALALALALLA Mashallah
>get dressed
>check son's room
>WHAT
>THE
>FUCK
>A fucking haram acoustic guitar?!?!
>smash guitar
>Scream "Allahu Akbar" 10 times
>good deed counter goes up by one (1)
>but accidentally play a few notes while smashing the guitar
>good deed counter goes down by one (1)
>fuck
>Damn brat son already ran off to be molested by the gay afgani pedo sex ring
>oh well, will beat him up later
>ride to work on camel
>pray for the second time
>pray for the third time
>pray for the fourth time
>pray for the fifth time
>pray for the sixth time
>…
>can't count beyond that
>arrive at the kafir slaughterhouse
>execute 10 kafirs (7 women and 3 children)
>good deed counter goes up by one (1)
>Inshallah
>get paid $15 for my heroic deeds
>not enough money to pay rent for my house bombed by Am*rican kafir zionist pigs
>idea.png
>go preach at some westoid kafir college campus about how Islam is a religion of love
>Christian kafir subhuman kike starts debating me
>heh, I got this.png
>tell him the Holy Quran predicted the big bang
>try to checkmate that kafir by bringing up the trinity (3-1 shampoo gottem geeeeeg)
>Kafir subhuman tells me Mary is not even a part of the holy trinity and that I am a retarded heretic
>This puzzles me because the Quran is objectively the truth and it cannot have any errors
>before I panic, I remember I have a bomb strapped to my chest
>blow myself up, killing 17 college students
>…can't prove me wrong if I kill them
>good deed counter goes up by one (1)
>Appear before Allah SWT and Maphammed PBUH
>See Maphammed fucking 20 little virgin girls and French-kissing little boys
>God I wish this were me
>Allah shows me my good deed scale
>sins outweigh my good deeds because I accidentally ingested pork a year ago
>ACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK