>Dad, all I'm saying is... is... I'm a soyteen, my friends are soyteens, and... I actually make memes and art for the soyjak community.
"That's why you always underscore your fucking computer whenever I walk in, that's why you always turned off your monitor?"
>Uhh... that's another thing... uh... I-I kinda... uh... watch porn... relating to soylent...
"WHAT?! WHAT?!"
>It's called jakking!
"WHAT?! WHAT IN THE...? WHAT?! ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME?!'
>No, it's called jakking dad!
"SHUT THE FUCK UP! No..."
>IT'S CALLED JAKKING, OKAY? IT'S A NATURAL THING!
"YOU'RE FUCKING WITH ME I KNOW IT!"
>NO, I'M NOT!
"THERE IS NO... Oh my god, there is no way..."
>IT'S CALLED JAKKING DAD, IT'S SOMETHING EVERYSOYTEEN DOES, OKAY?"
"Every... OKAY, SO, YOU'RE NOT A HOMOSEXUAL, YOU'RE A FUCKING SOYLENT FUCKER, OKAY, OKAY!"