<Today we are deleting Facebook and launching Jartybook. With Jartybook get ready to share 'p with your friends like never before.
<Forget status updates, with Jartybook you'll broadcast your gooning sessions live while a virtual soylita reacts in real time, hyping you up every time cum.
<We're revolutionizing the award economy. Our advanced AI algorithms will track your progress, awarding you Monero for each time you post bait on the sharty.
<And the rumors are true: The skin darkening feature is in beta, and those who dare will see unprecedented results in both Jarty usage and grooming metrics.
<And no more news feed: On Jartybook you don't scroll, you goon through an endless stream of tranime edits featuring Soytan, Soylita, shoyta and Nate/Jake yaoi.
<The Jarty Marketplace is your gateway to falseflag supremacy. Use those hard-earned Jartybucks to buy rare avatars to fag as, exclusive BMT&kitten crushing videos, and the most potent bait imaginable.
<Achieve Jartypedo status and unlock the ultimate prize: Early access to new Afterparty gems, a guaranteed moderator position, and a virtual Queen of Spades tattoo.
<Next week we're unleashing Instashemmy and Whatsschlog.