>Slopjak spam is a purposeful demoralization operation by the sharty.
>They want you to react to them.
>Don't give them what they want.
>Do not say "I don't look like that!"
>Do not respond to slopjaks.
>Do not sage slopjaks.
>Completely ignore all slopjaks of all shapes and sizes.
>Someone will probably respond to this thread with a slopjak.
>Do not respond to them.
>Follow these instructions, and victory will be assured.