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How to jew amazon Chud 30/08/2024, 23:29:46 No.160379

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>order something on amazon.

>wait for it to arrive.

>the day it arrives grab it and wait a few hours and scream at the retarded chatbot that your package got stolen by niggers, sometimes you might have to wait until it’s 5:00 PM in Seattle to get the option for a refund.

>when it prompts you click the refund option, it’s up to you if you want it back on your card or amazon credit.

>make sure you keep the cost of the thing you want under $75 dollars so you won’t run the risk of having to file a false police report. Also don’t be a autist and do this all the time because AI bots monitoring all accounts will eventually see a pattern and make you call amazon support, to which you’ll be connected with a pajeet in loss prevention who will inform you that you’re banned.

Congrats nigga, you got free gibs.

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