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Well everyone, it's finally over. After YEARS of posting on bald cartoon men with glasses website, our time here has finally come to an end. For better or worse, this is how it has to be. I have to give my sincerest thanks to everyone who has contributed to this site's success, everyone from the slopjak shitposters to the genuine effort posting users who have tried to make this place fun to use.

All of you have etched out a name for the jarty as something worth remembering. I hope you all had as much fun as I did, because the memories I made here are something I hope to have the privilege of being able to take to my grave. Thank you all for the good times and good laughs. I love you all and, at least as it pertains to this site, this is goodbye.

Some time soon I will be putting up a static page in honor of the site and with an archive of old posts.

If you need me, you can reach me on XMPP at https://invite.joinjabber.org/#lute@xmpp.party
or at least for the next month: admin@jakparty.soy.


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>Two strokes away. I am always… two strokes away from cumming. This has been the greatest goon sesh of my entire life. It's alluring. It's compelling. I'm pinching my pecker- to observe all my fellow jartycucks roam the internet in search of soylita, 'p, bait - where they feel encouraged and engaged. Where they involved themselves with the minors, and become a product of EPI. Thirsty for a distraction from time unspent. Spoiling their minds, yet stimulating them at the same time. It's brilliant… and it's dangerous. award

>I feel as if I'm baiting ants on an ant farm. One falls for another falls for another falls for another. It's mesmerizing. It's spellbinding. All these little gooners. All of these lost and bored people. People gooning to anything that they're told to goon to. So I am the villain. Because I've made myself one. And you will continue to goon to these images of soylita - year after year after year. For as long as I tell the sharty that I am the villain. Stories that permeate and linger and infect the minds of the ants. Influence the ants. Brainwash the ants. You… are the ants. award
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>On September 20th, I woke up from a very long dream. And I also woke up having lost 250 pounds from jizzing everywhere. off of my body. Yet, just yesterday, people were calling me fat and ESL and raisinskin, and obsessed. soyteens… soyteens are the most messed up creatures on the entire planet. And yet, I've still managed to stay two strokes away… from cumming on everyone. The joke's on you… award
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