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Well everyone, it's finally over. After YEARS of posting on bald cartoon men with glasses website, our time here has finally come to an end. For better or worse, this is how it has to be. I have to give my sincerest thanks to everyone who has contributed to this site's success, everyone from the slopjak shitposters to the genuine effort posting users who have tried to make this place fun to use.

All of you have etched out a name for the jarty as something worth remembering. I hope you all had as much fun as I did, because the memories I made here are something I hope to have the privilege of being able to take to my grave. Thank you all for the good times and good laughs. I love you all and, at least as it pertains to this site, this is goodbye.

Some time soon I will be putting up a static page in honor of the site and with an archive of old posts.

If you need me, you can reach me on XMPP at https://invite.joinjabber.org/#lute@xmpp.party
or at least for the next month: admin@jakparty.soy.


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>Akira is a cyberpunk classic and the anime that changed everything
>"Abracadabra" comes from wizards using the killing spell on muggles
>American Psycho is satire of sociopathy between rich
>AI art
>AI upscaling
>All the factions are bad so its realistic
>Arthur imagined all the joker in the span of a minute
>Autism simulator
>Book of The New Sun is impossible to adapt
>Cobbs totem was actually the wedding ring
>Childs was the thing and the drink was actually gasoline
>Daniel was the real bully
>Die Hard is a Christmas movie
>Donnie is a figment of Walter's imagination
>Dwarf Fortress
>Evangelion shits all over conventional mecha tropes
>Emulation is better than the original hardware
>Ferris was cameron's fictional self insert
>Fight Club is a critique of toxic masculinity
>Full Metal Jacket is an anti-war movie
>Games workshop should give the Astartes guy 100 million dollars to make whatever he wants
>Gamepass
>Hardy's Max is the feral kid
>H-games are the only good video games these days
>HD Remakes
>Idiocracy wasn't supposed to be an instruction manual
>I liked the other pasta better
>It has Japanese neon signs so its cyberpunk
>Its not on PC therefore impossible to play
>Its good with mods
>Jar jar binks is a sith lord
>james bond is a codename
>Jodorowsky's Dune would have been so fucking kino
>Judge Dredd 1995 le bad because he takes his helmet off
>Kike on a stick
>Le JRPGs where you kill god 
>Le WRPGs are realistic
>Marvel is Americas Iliad 
>Movie games le bad
>MPV is better than VLC
>NetHack with ASCII tilesets
>Pacific rim is an Evangelion rip-off 
>Pixar movies are all connected
>Pokemon were created for the war
>Put that scalpel down please don't take my other eye I’ll behave I promise
>Quaid is still in rekall having a seizure
>RoboCop is a warning against capitalism
>SpongeBob should have ended after the movie
>Starship Troopers is a satire of fascism
>Starship Troopers was a false flag
>Star Trek transporters kill you
>Star Wars rebels are supposed to be Viet Cong
>Stellaris Roleplaying
>The aliens in signals are actually demons
>The Backrooms mogs all of mainstream horror
>The cloning machine in the prestige didin't work
>The event horizon entered the warp
>The Matrix is an allegory of coming out as trans
>The joker was ex-military
>The briefcase in pulp fiction is empty
>There Will Be Blood is an allegory of capitalism vs faith
>Tony didn't die
>Totoro is the god of death
>Turn based combat le bad
>The virus worked because all computer technology was based on the roswell crash
>Watch the cutscenes on youtube 
>Walts meth caused the walking dead outbreak
>Witcher is an Elric ripoff
>Zion is another layer of the matrix
>Zoom zoom
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I say all of these things, except for 
>Pacific rim is an Evangelion rip-off 
>Pokemon were created for the war
>Put that scalpel down please don't take my other eye I’ll behave I promise
>Turn based combat le bad
>Zoom zoom
>>166666
Wasted.
>>166666
SAAR
>>166666
KYS ARMENIGGER PEDO YOU WASTED IT
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>>166666
kys
>>166666
At least the pedos didn't steal it
>>166666
Atleast it’s not ‘p. Acceptable
>>166666 
>it isn't 'p 
how?
>>166679
Im turkish but yea
>>166666
wasted the last get in jarty history award
>>166630 (OP) 
Good thread
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