>It would be so awesome, it would be so cool
>It would be the most incredible soyjak party spinter the world has ever seen
>Your screens would light up with 0 posters and vantablack coal
>Like, tons and tons of vantablack coal
>Every single thread would be vantablack coal
>And it would blow your mind
>'Cause it's my splinter, my splinter, my soyjak party splinter
>It's all about me, yeah, it's all about me
>It's my splinter, my splinter, my soyjak party splinter
>You'll be viewing a soy splinter that's always brimmy
>No longer a soyteen, no, that's not me
>Picture NAS brimstone up on your screen
>I'll force my brimmy in my own splinty
>It's my splinter, my splinter, my soyjak party splinter
>They'll be viewing a soy splinter that's always brimmy
>I have the most depressing, ESL, and scary
>Stinky hairy discord trannies
>But not to worry, I'm the cuck in charge
>Yeah, I'd have a discord server, I'd be a pedo though
>Violently seething after the sharty banned me a while ago
>(A while ago!)
>'Cause it's my splinter, my splinter, my soyjak party splinter
>It's all about me, yeah, it's all about me
>It's my splinter, my splinter, my soyjak party splinter
>They'll be viewing a soy splinter that's always brimmy
>No longer the soyteen (Soyteens are lame!)
>Now I'm the admin bannin' all outsiders to shame
>J-A-R-T-Y is the name!
>Oh, and I have my own altchan mascot, too
>It'll be O-M-G-SHE-IS-SO-ATTRACTIVE boom!
>You'll see it every time that you enter my room
>Then I'd bump 4 month old threads with my pathetic catchphrase:
>"Up"
>It's my splinter, my splinter, my soyjak party splinter
>It's all about me, yeah, it's all about me
>It's my splinter, my splinter, my soyjak party splinter
>They'll be viewing a soy splinter that's always brimmy
>It's my splinter, my splinter, my soyjak party splinter
>It's all about me, yeah, it's all about me
>It's all about me