nice site you got there j*rtyCUCKS
>/comfy/ - comfy slow-site
>muh oldjart culture
i just realized that bumo is when you mistyped o instead of p
I'm curious what real jarteens think of all the soytan porn.
Personally I think it's stupid and emblematic of coaly niggers getting into soy culture.
what if I told the sharty about this place? Then what?
can hamastards will really morally defend their genocide of the jewish race when they're just little guys who look like this?
/soy/ isn't slow enough lute slow it down
>noooooooooo that bbc is way too big for me nooo tyrone noooooo~~
>You have wars and stuff? sorry sweetie guess ima have to blow up your planet
>we're so much more civilized than you
comfychads we are so back
instead of JartyCUCKS we should say high-functioning autists
instead of ShartySHITS we should say slow-in-the-minds
JARTY LOST
LUTE LOST
THIS DEAD SITE LOST
SHARTY WON
/soy/ is too uncomfy, but lute thankfully gave us our own jewish homeland
why do we have this board for slow pph when nobody uses it at all
I know you're still here. I didn't forget about this place...
https://schiff.house.gov/imo/media/doc/elon_musk_hamas.pdf
>oh boy oh howdy! the true and honest real Defenders of Democracy have signed a letter for X, formally twitter, demanding the removal of anti-semetic content by December 1st! that little chuddy Muskie boy is about to be condemned to the undercity!!! Wholesome!
i miss oldjart gemmers like the froge avatarfag and that soytan tegaki poster...
>and see, this is why the arab world is problematic and must be cleansed
>making up problematic slander against israel... smhing my head
Only 1 post per hour allowed!
https://www.project2025.org/policy/
Big conservatives came together to make a big policy proposal about what they're going to do if republicans win 2025. Personally, I think it fucking sucks since, tldr:
>they suggest to remove the FED, but only suggest, not mandate, so it's likely not going to happen.
>want to keep trading with China instead of cutting them off or going to war as a way of attempting to get them to go through a regime change.
>they want to keep the entire education system around, but just regulate it more so nothing "political" gets introduced instead of letting education be fought for in the market.
>they want to keep the department of agriculture, and all its regulations and subsidy program, but hopefully enact regulation to get people off subsidies (maybe?).
>wants to keep food stamps and other free gibs, but also enact work requirements so people getting gibs work some kike job for goldstein if they want to eat (instead of just letting hunger make them work).
>Reign in the CIA, but at the same time give the executive all the power in the world to fuck around and coup people for "foreign policy" reasons, advancing the "war without deceleration of war" problem the USA has had for years.
>keeping the small business administration around, but reducing the direct loans and money gave out, something that'll hurt people more given our monopolized environment.
>tell the FTC to just update some rules in regards to big tech instead of actually busting trusts or dealing with the problem in a real way. Not banning software copyright, making moves to decentralize ISPs, decentralize the internet, or getting glowniggers out of over-regulating these platforms.
At its most based, this is just suggestions to maybe do something to save america, at worst it's just the same shit we're doing now but for "muh democracy" instead of "muh lgbtq+niggos". I hope this shit is a nothingburger and that ancap kike down in Argentina wins, because im fucking out of here if this garbage plan is the best chuds can come up with.
>oooOOOoOOOoooooO IS THAT MUCH HECKIN COMFY SLOW BOARD, SQUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THIS IS JUST LIKE ANCIENT /B/ AND MUH OLDFAG CIRCLEJERK ALTCHANS!!!!! OHHH I CAN'T WAIT TO GET A HIGH QUALITY AND THOUGHT PROVOKING REPLY IN A MONTH!!!
*game has building mechanics limited only by your imagination*
>hmmm time to build a giant swastika for the 50th time
so there's /x/, /sharty/ and /comfy/. what else?
oh my fauci this is so comfy just like a pile of mouldy socks
>Between the era of after kuz' departure from soyjak.party and May 2023, the jarty went through a period where most posts were fine, and there was slow, but high quality amounts of OC. User growth stagnated, but the users that were there posted high quality content.
discuss /comfy/ experiences in this /comfy/ 'bread
* 5 reasons to donate 5$ to soot today *
1. youre racist biggot if you wont do it
2. he is going to make sharty great again just like your ebin trump
3. SHARTY FUNKO POPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4. kolyma will collapse from soots supermanESQUE lazers (WOWZERS)
5. do it chud
jarty nuclear bunker thread incase we ever get flooded with immigrants we can preserve and secure the existence of the true jarty
>The Gem that saved the Jarty
>that silent 10 seconds with a blank screen at the end of the video actually mk ultra mind coded devices which locates into your jizz to inject you with the cia mind torture juice that forces you to blow up and kill people all the time
NOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST PREVENT SHITCORD TOURISTS AND REFUGEES FROM FLOODING YOUR WEBSITE BY MAKING A COMFY BOARD NOO
>HEY WHAT THE FUCK YOU DUMB CHUDCEL YOU CAN'T JUST SHIP YOUR PACKAGE WITHOUT THE SHIPPING LABEL TAPED ON!!! ARE YOU SOME KIND OF DANGEROUS TERRORIST FUCKHEAD WHO WANTS TO DESTROY OUR DEMOCRACY OR SOMETHING?!
>CAN *I* TAPE THE SHIPPING LABEL ON WITH THE GIANT ROLL OF TAPE ON MY DESK?! UM NO I CAN'T YOU DUMB CHUD YOU NEED TO GO BACK TO YOUR POD AND TAPE IT ON YOURSELF EVEN THOUGH YOU LITERALLY PAID FOR ME TO SHIP PEOPLES PACKAGES WITH YOUR TAXES!!!
>I love, and I really mean fucking love, when there's politics in my video games/media/movies/music because it like helps with world building or something (and totally isn't an excuse for my developers to stan trans heckin' rights in they/their games)
You may have seen mentions of groups and organizations related to this site. This thread will compile all known information on them. You may contribute with your own findings and leaks in the replies.
The Lutecord - Also known as the head of the snake among high ranking federal agents. This is where management decisions are made for all jarty related organizations.
LSS - The Lute Security Service is responsible for enforcing the use of free and open-source software, as well as defending its integrity. Although many have criticised the LSS for their https://jakparty.soy/comtech/thread/401.html#401, no one can deny their results. The LSS is responsible for turning thousands of people into libertarian open-source enthusiasts.
LDF - The Lute Defense Force is a network of Lutecord loyalists and their mission is to defend Lute at any cost. It's often blamed for the unfortunate suicides that critics of Lute eventually commit (no evidence of this exists though). Lute denies all allegations implicating the LDF for unwarranted violence as he does with the LSS. Many LDF agents have been found committing terrorist acts in Lute's name, yet Lute claims that they were acting alone. A lot of people aren't aware the the LDF is a subsidiary of the LSS.
Jakparty.soy Janitorial Department - The JJD used to be a splinter group from the Lutecord designed to better organize Janitors of the site. After several site staff known for criticizing the Lutecord and Lute himself started to disappear, the JJD decided to declare its independence and become a separate group. Even though Lute still officially owns the group, he's lost control over it and many say that the group is now staging an attack against him. For the time being, the rogue group of rebellious staff try to obey all orders from the Lutecord.
Wholesome Gems - Parody of Pumpkin Pie by Lemon Demon
There lived a poster in the days of old
Who is remembered for the pics he did upload
No silly shitposts, coal, dust, or brimstone
So I'm told, so I'm told
He made the most wholesome gemmies
Which he presented to all chud-kind
Before the bump limit hit he'd be all but dry
Coalers would fill the thread with mass replies
He lived alone, (He lived alone.)
And every night he sat upon a throne of (You)s
I do not know his name. (He never became a namefag.)
He never wanted all the fame that came with wholesome gems
Before you knew it he was in full swing
His A24 diamonds became the next big thing
Soon his threads were sticky'd by the 'dmin
And they'd sing, serve the 'dmin
The gem of wholesome filled the 'dmin with glee
He offered jannyhood for his loyalty, but
The poster wouldn't even give it up FOR FREE
No not he, no not he
He lived alone, (He lived alone.)
And every night he sat upon a throne of (You)s
I do not know his name. (He never became a namefag.)
He never wanted all the fame that came with wholesome gems
The 'dmin was angry and he came unwound
He called his agents and soon the poster found
Himself in a Kolyma discord underground
Doxxed and vilified, he sighed and cried
And so they datamined him from night 'till day
They made him scream so much he grew a neckbeard along the way, but
As for his fellow gemmers, he did not betray
They could not take his gemeralds away
He lived alone, (He lived alone.)
And every night he sat upon a throne of (You)s
I do not know his name. (He never became a namefag.)
He never wanted all the fame that came with wholesome gems
>NOOO THIS IS THE NEW SHARTY WHY ARE YOU JVRTYCVCKS GATEKEEPING NOOOO
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN 7PPH IS COMFY???
>ARE YOU SAYING THAT JUST TO BE A CONTRARIAN SCHIZO???
>HOW CAN ANYONE CALL THIS COMFY???