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I guess it's time for an update. However this will be a long one, so I will break into subsections:
1) The Night of Long Slots
Preface
I was allowed back into the Sharty. There was a lemon vs lime event, and I decided to help by making OC for team Lemon. Sadly most of the posters didn't want to participate and the thing was pretty boring with barely no memorable OC. I made a bunch of the OC during the Beach vs Waterpark event, it was a pretty good event with lots of users participating in the fun, so the site userbase quality seems to have plummeted since that time, which is extremely worrisome since that wasn't very long ago. After team lemon lost they decided to ban Lennon for some reason.
The Lennon ban made me kinda salty. I am one of the people making the Lennon edits and trying to turn it into a fun variant, I am not part of any 'cord and I only do this because I want the soyteens to have more new fun things to play with. Being accused of being part of some nefarious plot to take down the Sharty kinda stings, during the years I only showed love for the place even if I hate the jannies there(I always hated jannies since the Kuz era, jannies are subhuman trash and deserve death by nigger rape, but they somehow are even worse now than they used to be, death by 1000 pozzed nigger dicks to all Sharty jannies is needed).
After the end of the lemon v lime event the Sharty felt dead. Everything felt stagnant, there was nothing going on. A lot of posts were being made, the site was active, but all the activity was empty. For the first time in my years of jakking I felt out of place: maybe I am to old for soyjaks, maybe the soyjak meme was only a pandemic fad, maybe I should just go back to 4chan, maybe the site is going into a more mainstream less edgy direction and people like me should look for new altchans. It felt horrible. The Sharty isn't supposed to be a boring or even a comfy place, it is supposed to be chaotic, edgy and free. If poopson is real his name is boringness. A thousand forced nuvariants, a million 'cords and a billion NAS posters spamming the site with coal will never be as destructive as simple boringness.
Something had to be done, and quick.
A peak inside the slot
Scrolling through the log I spot a lonely figure, a humble 'cado poster is posting slot gems, he is receiving very little attention, with most of it being negative. The posts are kinda funny though, he is making smart use of text for comedic purpose. This teen was a lone hero gemming the log on a coaly night, I immediately knew that I had to join him. I started collecting slots, I searched for 'cado images and memes, I was getting ready for war against boringness and stagnation. When I felt the time was right, I started posting 'cados and soon a bunch of other posters joined in.
In a few minutes the log was taken, the legions of 'cado posters encountered little resistance. Protected by Froot's golden rule against janny tranny tyranny we filled the log with fat gay man butthole: there were slots, walkable slots, AI singing slots, angry moms in anime, angry niggers in real life. It was really funny.
There was a lot of whining though. 'Cado's beautiful slot was always a powerful weapon to keep the site free from annoying newGODs who take themselves to seriously and can't take a joke, but the amount of crying surprised me. The leakage was out of control, threads asking for a 'cado ban started popping up. I am still surprised about jannies not banning me that day along with the other 'cado posters, it was one of the few times jannies actually followed the written rules and common sense instead of reactively caving to nusoicaca noise(rare janny W?).
This story was supposed to have a happy ending: The 'cado posters were supposed to get tired, they would stop posting so many slots and go to sleep. We did our part after all, we saved the Sharty from boredom and we trolled the most sensitive and annoying nusoibabas. The jannies showed restraint and no one was banned. Sadly that was not what happened, this story gets really ugly, and the events succeeding the Night of Long Slots may end the Sharty and even the entire soysphere.
The next day an auto-filter was added to the Sharty, all posts deemed NSFW are immediately spoiled.
Breaking the filter
The filter is bad. It makes the site ugly and boring. The filter is coal. It spoils gems like rapeson and buff colorjak. The filter is mustard. It doesn't even filter all slots and it is easy to break. The filter is chudded. It is completely unnecessary since 'cado is a gem. I hate the filter, I hate the filter, I hate the filter, I hate the filter, I hate the filter. TFD needed to be enacted immediately.
I broke the filter by putting a tranime image on the first sprite of 'cado GIFs, other teens found similar solutions. Then me and the other 'cado posters started spamming slots again. This time our intentions weren't friendly, we were mad at the filter, we were deliberately annoying and disgusting in our posts, and this made the other teens really mad.
The Sharty became a warzone. The filter gets updated, then a new generation of anti-filter 'cados is deployed and then
a new wave of leakage washes over the entire log, the cycle repeats. The only pause to this chaos was when LennonDEITIES wiped the log.
The filter is broken to this day. If you use some manipulated 'cado you can still get it through the censor. The final solution for the 'cado question was to ban 'cado posting ips from uploading any unspoiled images. whatsoever.
In the end the 'cado spam died down. But the filter is still there, it hasn't been updated and it still sucks. The entire thing was blamed on the usual suspects: muh shemmy, muh 'cord, muh trannies, even doe I told everybody that I was the one who did it and explained why I did it.
The nusoibabas just got used to the filter, our newGODs suck after all, they probably want even more filters and random stuff banned, they need to learn that banning coal is easy but creating gems is hard, and gems don't just sprout from the ground, they are made by talented people, and if you ban all talented people just because they made your clitty leak once you don't get any more gems.
Aftermath
With this I end the first section. You probably are thinking:
>oh wow, you're the faggot who spammed obese gay man butthole for 24h straight, kys.
It's a fair reaction. Sadly this entire affair is just a parable, it hints at deeper problems going on in the Sharty and more broadly the soy community. As the most obsessed and least medicated member of the community it is my duty to explain to you all how these and related events hint at the end of jakking as whole. In the next section I will detail why I will be leaving, and then after that I will explain how things will play out in the next month(spoiler: it will suck a lot).
End of part 1.