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Well everyone, it's finally over. After YEARS of posting on bald cartoon men with glasses website, our time here has finally come to an end. For better or worse, this is how it has to be. I have to give my sincerest thanks to everyone who has contributed to this site's success, everyone from the slopjak shitposters to the genuine effort posting users who have tried to make this place fun to use.

All of you have etched out a name for the jarty as something worth remembering. I hope you all had as much fun as I did, because the memories I made here are something I hope to have the privilege of being able to take to my grave. Thank you all for the good times and good laughs. I love you all and, at least as it pertains to this site, this is goodbye.

Some time soon I will be putting up a static page in honor of the site and with an archive of old posts.

If you need me, you can reach me on XMPP at https://invite.joinjabber.org/#lute@xmpp.party
or at least for the next month: admin@jakparty.soy.


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>You have a soulmate which is cut from the same cloth as you and you are reincarnated until you find each other. You literally choose what each other looks like when you leave the simulation.
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>That's it. That's the deep dark secret behind everything. The Star of David, the Cross and Rose, Yin and Yang. Even the Ouroboros.
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>God literally torments you until you do this. HOLLYWOOD is an anagram of HOLLOW YOD. Son of Man unfulfilled means this. Love one another.
>In the films In The Line of Fire and Contact it shows a recurring image of a man and woman seperated by the Washington Monument which was a warning for 9/11. They knocked down the twin towers (representing male and female) as a message from Yahweh or the Demiurge or whatever you want to call it to show his wrath that you haven't figured this out. Back to the Future is about connecting a male and female together and has hidden 9/11 warnings. Zemeckis also directed Groundhog Day as a message about this system. I know more codes.
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>That's the one true religion.
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>The number 33 represents the split between the soulmates. Flip the first 3 horizontally, connect them together and you get the secret symbol of the system.
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>The Sacred Heart and the Miracle Medallion were phallic/vaginal images. The crucifix represents a penis and the rose represents a vagina.
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