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Well everyone, it's finally over. After YEARS of posting on bald cartoon men with glasses website, our time here has finally come to an end. For better or worse, this is how it has to be. I have to give my sincerest thanks to everyone who has contributed to this site's success, everyone from the slopjak shitposters to the genuine effort posting users who have tried to make this place fun to use.

All of you have etched out a name for the jarty as something worth remembering. I hope you all had as much fun as I did, because the memories I made here are something I hope to have the privilege of being able to take to my grave. Thank you all for the good times and good laughs. I love you all and, at least as it pertains to this site, this is goodbye.

Some time soon I will be putting up a static page in honor of the site and with an archive of old posts.

If you need me, you can reach me on XMPP at https://invite.joinjabber.org/#lute@xmpp.party
or at least for the next month: admin@jakparty.soy.

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#525
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#249
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I AM
INSPIRED
BY THE DEVIL

#247
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when you see it...you will sh*t bricks

#246
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scaryerald

#245
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How to create an imaginary friend that feels real and paranormal???
I mean sorry, how to create a paranormal entity that feels like an imaginary friend???

#243
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>gee, it sure is boring around here...

#242
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kill j*rtyCVCKS

#235
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>JEW GHOSTS DONT EXIST AND THEY DONT CONTROL THE WORLD TSKE YOUR FUCKING MEDS

>I cracked the secret
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>You have a soulmate which is cut from the same cloth as you and you are reincarnated until you find each other. You literally choose what each other looks like when you leave the simulation.
>
>That's it. That's the deep dark secret behind everything. The Star of David, the Cross and Rose, Yin and Yang. Even the Ouroboros.
>
>God literally torments you until you do this. HOLLYWOOD is an anagram of HOLLOW YOD. Son of Man unfulfilled means this. Love one another.
>In the films In The Line of Fire and Contact it shows a recurring image of a man and woman seperated by the Washington Monument which was a warning for 9/11. They knocked down the twin towers (representing male and female) as a message from Yahweh or the Demiurge or whatever you want to call it to show his wrath that you haven't figured this out. Back to the Future is about connecting a male and female together and has hidden 9/11 warnings. Zemeckis also directed Groundhog Day as a message about this system. I know more codes.
>
>That's the one true religion.

#232
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Bruh do this be the Ohio board or sumthin 💀💀🤣

#231
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>piss spiders

#230
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I fucking got gang raped by werewolves yesterday

#229
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i swear i just saw /x/ in the top bar for a second

#227
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>biblically accurate school shootings

#221
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yellowpill me on the peemasons

#209
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>YOU WILL SAVE THE ((( CHUDJAK ))) IMAGES TO YOUR HARD DRIVE
>YOU WILL POST THE ((( CHUDJAK ))) IMAGES
>YOU WILL MAKE THREADS ABOUT ((( UNCLE TED )))'S DEATH
>YOU WILL REFER TO HIM AS ((( UNCLE TED )))
>YOU WILL PLAY THE FIRST PERSON SHOOTERS
>YOU WILL MAKE JOKES ABOUT MASS MURDERERS
>YOU WILL INCRIMINATE YOURSELF
>YOU WILL BECOME A PERSON OF INTEREST

#217
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nigga what the fuck? why is everyone me ((You)) i was sleeping i didnt reply to shit

#205
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BBC

#124
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#213
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marge why are there penises in the background?

#211
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>BRO IM SUCHA  SCHIZO LOOK AT ME UHMMMMMM NIGGER!! UHMMMMM I AM GOD!! UHMMMMM HITLER!!!! LIKE IM SO RANDOM!!! IM SUCH A SCHIZO!!!!!!

#208
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You have to admit, he does make some pretty good points...

#167
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weirdcore board.

#170
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they're not here

Welcome
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You WILL pick protos
You WILL NOT pick terran and have fun
And you WILL satisfy my BBC pylon

#197
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>I'M NEVER LEAVING THE BUNKER YOU CAN'T MAKE ME

#194
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found it

#186
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'otsuba

#179
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I found the secret cp sharing bunker

#174
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>nigger faggot kikes

#149
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HIDE OUT FROM SHARTYNIGGERS HERE

#163
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>partysoy.jak is NOT real
>You will NOT investigate this

#156
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What is this board

#152
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is most of what is going on today a satanic energy harvesting ritual? Money becoming increasingly more worthless to keep you working longer and draining more your essence quicker to fuel the eventual rise of a false prophet?

#16
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this is the only board safe from newfag kolyma bots

#144
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>>DUDE... I NEED MY EYES

#137
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>spooky scary skeletons

#131
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anyone there?

#135
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I look like all of this and say all of this btw

#130
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>MUH OLDJART HANGOUT SPOT

#120
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>MEDS MEDS MEDS MEDS MEDS MEDS MEDS MEDS MEDS MEDS MEDS MEDS MEDS MEDS MEDS MEDS MEDS MEDS MEDS MEDS MEDS MEDS MEDS MEDS

#126
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I saw Justin Bieber's neocunt

#122
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helios was a dumbass and doomed his entire pantheon

#121
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>/x/

#112
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SOYCUCKSHDGDJH SJDBDB FKCO SKYKDBDOSOSAWB JXHXBX FKVJDV DIDJE DOGJF XJXBSJD DJSBS. SJDBFK DNSBSB DJSBDBD XJDBD DDHX JDDBEHSK

#118
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is this real???

#2
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FLESH

#62
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>HEY IM NOT A REAL BIG FAN OF THE NEW SMART POD THAT SHOCKS ME IF I DON'T DO THE GEORGE FLOYD DANCE ONCE EVERY 30 MINUTES

#103
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new schizoerald

#100
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Hfjfhdgsjfjfjvdb

#78
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Major players in the Earth's sector:
========

The Human Race
--------------
New to hyper-technology, we Humans are isolated in a defensive 
"crenella position" out on the galaxy's rim.  Raised by the Kaa to 
fight the Srritch (see below), the human race is currently run by the 
U.S. D.I.A. and is in a 'master's stance' (complicated social 
engineering posture) against them (the Srritch).

The Kaa
-------
The Kaa are colloquially known on Earth as the "Gray Aliens".  They are 
a 'watcher' species, in the main - most of their members are involved 
in policing technologically-changing planets to make sure they do not 
run out of line and cause resource wars.  This is their religion. The
Kaa have been visiting people on Earth telepathically since around 2000 
BC, but have been present and actively involved in the United States 
military since around 1870, when the first powerful machines were 
brought on-line.

The Srritch
-----------
These are the insectoid "Aliens" from the movie series.  They are 
nominally extra-galactic, but have a heavy colonization presence along 
the galactic rim.  The Srritch are "hard-worlders", meaning that they 
adapted and grew in what we humans would consider a very harsh 
environment on the homeworld, billions of years ago.  They also 
terraformed Venus, where their nearest colony resides, around 30 
million years ago.  The Srritch are attempting to destroy the Earth 
physically by encouraging the production of suicidal drug programmed 
fascists and their implantation into world power structures, as well as 
the development of gigaton-range nuclear weapons which could physically 
shatter the planet.

The Kathakt
-----------
The reptilian Kathakt nominally rule the Milky Way, by way of their 
direct control over the black hole at the heart of the galaxy.  Their 
current mission is to retain control over the rim and remove the 
Srritch "infestation" (their term), as well as to put down the upstart 
Humans.

The Kalakt:
-----------
Another reptilian species (most in our galaxy are), the Kalakt 
nominally control our sector.  Technically subservient to the Kathakt, 
they in practice enjoy almost complete autonomy.  The Kalakt are a 
peaceful species, with (like most advanced species) a strict 
ecologically-based religious basic viewpoint.  Human allies in the 
fight against the Srritch, the Kalakt are our main diplomatic contact 
in space aside from the Kaa.

#76
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j*rty is so fucking dead KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEK!!!!

#73
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>something tells me

#72
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what are some good creepypastas

Came across something big
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We don't have much time schizos

#68
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So this is the secret j*rtyCUCK CP sharing hideout I've been hearing about?

#36
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claiming this board for 'ado

#61
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>schizo j*rtyCVCKs actually believe they can hide from cobGODS gangstalking them in another hidden dead board.

I soyfaced and can't go back
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Help me /x/. I'm so scared

#60
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I'm in that weird part of the soysphere again

decode it for a secret
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#35
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>YOU ARE JUST SCHIZOPHRENIC CHOODIE

==LUTE KEEP THIS BOARD SECRET SO THE SUBJECTS DONT GET TOO UPPITY==
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#34
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>Schzio

#31
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Ese
Keno ke
YA HU WEH

#30
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#29
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this image+phrase has to be a memetic agent in some way
can't stop laughing at it

#25
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I have a bad feeling Soyjak was a weapon made by Swedes designed to make us forget about their cuckoldry.
That's why people forget less and less about Sweden's cuckoldry

#22
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CIA GET

#21
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#20
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Halloween thread
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get in

#18
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they still dont know about this place...

22 get waiting thread
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will ((( they ))) steal this one from us as well?

#15
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Remember when you would get to used to your imagination and someone was there was watching you and saw that person or any creature in a blink and IT disappeared?

#13
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I'm your buddy soot

11 GET waiting thread
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it's coming.

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