>>>/soy/163219 (You)
>>greeting earthlets, we're here to help you evacuate your dying planet
><heh, finally the aliens are going to take me to the nazi moon base
>>of course we need to implement common sense restrictions to prevent a *fucking* pandemic from breaking out, so you'll have to wear the space mask and quarantine in the space pod for 2 weeks
><ermmm I think I'd rather stay in my basement until the sun explodes