>>>/soy/163219 (You)
>>greeting earthlets, we're here to help you evacuate your dying planet
><heh, finally the aliens are going to take me to the nazi moon base
>>of course we need to implement common sense restrictions to prevent a *fucking* pandemic from breaking out, so you'll have to wear the space mask and quarantine in the space pod for 2 weeks
><ermmm I think I'd rather stay in my basement until the sun explodes
>>>/meta/13970 (You)
>The End of Jakparty.soy
>Hello everyone, September 20th, 2024 will be the date that jakparty.soy ceases to exist. I no longer enjoy running the site, I believe soyjak culture has long since degraded, and jakparty.soy's splinter culture has been gone for awhile now. Four years of bald cartoon man with glasses forum shenanigans is enough and I believe it's finally time to move on.
>Most of the oldfags aren't here anymore. The people who came to replace them largely do not care for soyjak posting. Soyjak.party has been invaded by unfunny underage faggots and right-wing twitter users who just don't get the joke with soyjaks. Ever since Kuz, the soysphere has been swamped with discords trying to manipulate it, often times with them being headed by gore posters and pedophiles. The current soyjak.party administration consists of this as well. No amount of j*rtycvck brown troonjak spam or deflecting can change this truth: the soyjak.party of 2020-2022 has been dead for ages and is now owned and operated by the people who killed it.
>Jakparty.soy was a glimmer of hope after Soot sold the site. I had a lot of fun with it between 2022 and 2023. I checked it every day, posted soyjaks, and engaged with the community. Earlier this year, however, much of the fun dried up. I think many of the good users left during this time after soyjak.party's newfag hordes invaded. Some say they left because of my policies, some blame the newfags, some blame an over all lack of fun with soyjak culture. It doesn't matter why, really, they're gone and they're not coming back. The crowd that did replace has not been and will never be as funny or interesting as them as well. Instead, what came was a bunch of lolicon pedophiles and low-effort spammers. I'm not having fun with these users and don't think any oldfags are either.
>Because of all this, the site will be shutting down because it became something it was never meant to be: unfun to use. Soot's soyjak.party was the most fun I had online, jakparty.soy's golden years were a close second, but now I am having no fun at all so I don't see a point in keeping it online.
>I don't intend on selling the site to some namefag to turn the place into some underage faggot's personal discord and will just redirect this place to a static page about its death. By the time the domain expires, most people would have forgotten about this place. I do not intend on reviving jakparty.soy, so if anyone buys the domain to do that, they're an imposter.
>I will be relaxing rules on sharing contact information on the board. Post your matrix ids or other points of contact so you can talk to the people of this site. I will just ban those promoting soycords and other pedo dens. just try to make some friendships with the posters here you enjoyed. I rather this place's death be the spawn of something greater.
>Despite all the negativity in this post, I would like to extend a warm "thank you" to all the people who helped make soyjak.party and jakparty.soy fun to post on through all its ups and downs. The good laughs and memories you provided are irreplaceable and I will forever cherish the "funny soyjak meme site I spend my college years using".
>>>/meta/13971 (You)
>>>13970 (OP)
>it's fucking over
>at least go out with a bang, lute
>play on some minecraft server for a final convo, or do an event, or something
>don't let jakking die in darkness
>>>/meta/13973 (You)
>>>13971
>fuck it, i'll play some 'craft for old times sake. post IP and version so you can datamine me
>>>13972
>I think Soot moved on with his life after he sold the sharty and holds a decent paying job. I'm sure he thinks about the good memories of the place from time to time but goes back to his normal life.
>>>/meta/14053 (You)
>>>14011
>I'm pretty sure angeleno wants to leave the shemmy. I wouldn't be shocked if other splinters distance themselves from 'jakking or shut down. the real 'teens have moved back to baiting on 4cuck a long time ago.
>>>14044
>him leaving is part of the reason why i'm out too. I think that it's time for the zoomer shrekchan sphere to wither away and die. Froot's soyjak.party is nothing like Soot's or even Kuz's and long since lost relevance on the internet.
>>>14048
>Angeleno and I already talked before and the DMCA thing is resolved. I pity the guy for how soyjak.party's discord admins treated him.
>>>/meta/14059 (You)
>>>14036
>just did that
>>>14042
>im going to work on that right now and get it published. the sites a clusterfuck of raid edits because it was unmaintained, but im sure someone interested could restore it.
>>>14046
>you're welcome, I hope you had fun on the jarty while it lasted. I know I did, I just know that going forward I won't.
>>>14052
>it's better that the site die now than get worse. I'll still be on the internet, just probably not under this name. I doubt this will be the last "internet socialization" thing I end up doing.
>>>/meta/14078
>the splinter is really is a dead horse and is a laughing stock plus the actual pedophiles being there
>the "jarty" brown soyjacks, satoko, fnf "pedo" will either just die on months or will die due to being stale, so enjoy while the jarty the dead website shuts down
>>Most of the oldfags aren't here anymore. The people who came to replace them largely do not care for soyjak posting. Soyjak.party has been invaded by unfunny underage faggots and right-wing twitter users who just don't get the joke with soyjaks. Ever since Kuz, the soysphere has been swamped with discords trying to manipulate it, often times with them being headed by gore posters and pedophiles. The current soyjak.party administration consists of this as well. No amount of j*rtycvck brown troonjak spam or deflecting can change this truth: the soyjak.party of 2020-2022 has been dead for ages and is now owned and operated by the people who killed it.
>the extremely stale sharty is just one turbo sperg namefag (joel) being protected by the adminstration and starts up drama who derails good threads and boosts the pph and nas vs nas sperg wars (fnf vs zellig, pou vs fpe, chess.com (chess.com has some numales which can be jakked for variants on it, therefore it's sharty culture) vs whatever fotm). plus the adminstration of the sharty being lazy due to their discord server
>here's a copypasta
>>The end of the soysphere will start with the shutdown of the sharty, after a year from now and the current users (all toddlers) will go back to tiktok
>>the last couple of oldfags will stay here and on a few future splinters, however, 5 new "nu-sharty" splinters will be made where 350 newfags divide themselves into, but the shemmy remains an oldfag haven, Jarty gets new management and has a few midfag pockets, soyja.cc becomes populated by newfags, and froot will wreak havoc on each splinter until they are all unusable.
>>Then the soysphere will truly die, outside of a few micro-splinters.
>>But those micro splinters will someday start a small, but collective community of the last gemmy soicacas, new and old.
>And the cycle will happen again, this time, with less users.
>A new admin will rise on the nu-soysphere's main site, causing the same fate Froot did.
>>This time, there will be no micro splinters to save us, and the Soysphere, will truly die.
>the only way soysphere is surviving is by doing stuff that's le good to the normies, sharty's already been seen bad by der normies due to the tccoal doxxing thread and the doxxing of illymation, or some random sperg buys the sharty for 10 thousand dollars for "le the imfamous hacker known as 4chan 2.0 except it's the sharty i would like to buy the evil bigoted bald man with glasses website"
>the only way sharty is surviving is a soypocalypse the second which will just make right-wing twitter and tiktokers get off the website and due to the fact that sharty's been bland (sharty userbase leaving due to frootcord leaks, the shemmy's userbase leaving and the activity being super low except for the fact that frogspammers just make jokes about this website being "dead NEGGURS"
>>>/meta/14102 (You)
>>>14095
>you can go ahead and namefag at this point. the site's not lasting past the 20th, so I don't see any reason not to.
>>>14096
>wGOD, i've missed you. did you ever get that alt chan of yours working? I would happily use it if it meant getting a little bit of the old jarty back. sorry for banning you all those times, you were my favorite namefag.
https://jakparty.soy/meta/thread/13970.html#!
>>>/meta/14119 (You)
>>>14104
>in the end, so did soot too. The site was unmaintained towards the end of his reign and he ended up selling it off to kuz which started the beginning of the end.
>I tried listening to people about being fair with the rules and it bit me in the ass. I was too lenient on the soylita faggots, but they were eventually removed. Even before that point the site was in a state of decline and was becoming less fun to post on. The site was going to die eventually and was not ever going to return to the old /comfy/ days.
>>>/meta/14137 (You)
>>>14132
>You're right, I could try my hardest to make this site fun to post on. I could do events and gimmicks and other stuff, but ultimately that won't bring the site back to what it originally intended to be: a continuation of the soyjak posting on soot's sharty. That's what brought me enjoyment and now it's no longer here.
>Also, that would take a lot of time and effort to do. Time and effort that I could put into other projects that are more fulfilling for me. I know I will eventually try my hand at a community online again (this isn't my first and it won't be my last), but it likely won't be soyjak related.
>>>/meta/14165 (You)
>>>14153
>when effortful, they're funny. but the low effort spam sucks.
>>>14152
>imageboards suck since it's hard to remove undesirables because of how plentiful proxies are. don't start one if you do something online.
>>>14163
>im sorry man, but the sites just not fun anymore
>>>/meta/14702 (You)
>>>14616
>the only people who would buy it would likely be a discord user just trying to turn use it to attention whore and not an oldGOD wanting to revive 'jakking. it would have been coal.
>>>14629
>dedicationCHAD
>the only way i would maybe change my mind is to de-soyify the jarty to get it away from the AIDS that is the nusoisphere. Even then, anonymous imageboards are just awful to moderate because proxies can be used to spam. I'm just saying, there's a reason why soyteens could never raid a php forum.
>>>/meta/14814 (You)
>>>14812
>well, whatever happens, take it with grace. the walls of the soysphere are closing in and you really can't control that. just do what's most fun even if that means killing a site or too. just make sure to archive.
>anyways, im going to bed. it's been a long day. I'll try to post here as often as convenient before its closure on the 20th. here's to hoping that these last days will be gemmy.