>>Serious question, should I scale back my ironic political jokes here? I don't actually want to hurt any nice people's feelings, I'll bully bullies all day and harass a powertripping oblivious idiot until they become a lolcow(check my thread, I have made 5 lolcows in the last year lol).
>>Frankly I bow to my softie overlords so I am asking in earnesty here. I am but the pet monster.
>'ew 'iki 'ropped
>https://soyjak.wiki/index.php/Jakparty.soy
>thinking issa gem
>jakparty.soy? more like kuzobsession.meds!
>>More Janitor applications are being accepted. Email kuz@kolyma.org with your application.
>>the most emotional i've felt in years was when kuz took over the sharty. just something about losing my cartoon bald man forum physically hurts.
>xaxaxaxaxaxaxa why do you even try to compete with kuz? he has all the money, the original url, and better administration. What are you going to gain?
>>you☠️had☠️a ☠️ total ☠️psychotic ☠️ episodr 💀
>>one of my friends just stopped being friends with me because I posted funny bald cartoon man one too many times
>TOTAL JEW DEATH
>Hey so Im gonna post some homemade videos of me killing Jews since this sites got one user on it. Holocaust 2 is in one week so I might as well mask off now.
>I'm excited, and I know you guys are too cause most of use jakkers are white supremacists.
>>heaven in a handbasket
>YOU WILL RAID https://autisticparadise.org/b/ AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY
>is this bstall?
>stop splintering the jak communities i'm having trouble keeping up
>Pictured - Erika and Soot Buck Breaking Kuz
>See title.
>>is that a post on /soy/ calling soyjak.party dead?!
>>REMOVE! REMOVE! REMOVE!
>>JAKPARTY IS NOT DEAD
>>JAKPARTY IS ALWAYS ACTIVE
>>JAKPARTY WILL NEVER NOT BE ALIVE
>>TAKE YOUR MEDS
>>KUZCOINS
>u guys are all losers lol
>Soyjaks are gay wtf is this site
>have cado instead
>>my nigga that's bananas
>upload jakparty shill soyjaks to booru.soy
>kuz doesnt own it yet and frenschan shill jaks are already allowed
>dead image board fail
>who will get the satan GET
>SOYAK.BRAPPY IS DOWN
>The Sharty is doomed.
>banned for trolling on poopjak.pissy
>https://soyjak.party/soy//res/812724.html
>when yoh w oa ooyok woa
><<<PINK TEXTING IS NOT REAL AND YOU WILL NOT INSINUATE SUCH A THING EXISTS
>>i dont trust like that
>>I'm not trusting that sorry
>>soyjak.party is OUT
>>jakparty.soy is IN
>YOU WILL NOT CALL ADMIN MINIKUZ
>>YOU WILL NOT CALL ADMIN MINIKUZ
>>MINIKUZ IS NOT REAL
>>TAKE YOUR MEDS
>Bumplocked K sent me
>This message is from him, highlighted part I am pretty damn sure is about me as I made Kuz chimp for a week. This owner is powertripping too so honestly I have no faith in it. Autismparadise allows a lot of random shit but not stuff that would get a site shut down and is my current recommendation until K can implement their plan.
>💦👁🗨💜Hugs, Kisses and Cummies💜💦
>>dooe
>this GET has been STOLEN by trolljak!
>repost to totally troll your friends!
>slava ukraina!
>oh my science! is that an agent of the demiurge offering me student loans so I can poison my bloodline with the shackles of debt?! Wowie! I just KNOW I'm going to accept THIS offer!
>UH OH BIG STINKY
>Kuz tried astroturfing on .farm now all those ladies are gonna ruin us, we couldn't handle their pet tranny we are so fucked.
>xaxaxaxaxaxa! yet again you pretend to be of relevant, but you inactive as can be!
>xaxaxaxaxaxaxa! your site is die and there is nothing you can do about it!
>.
>So Nateson is the 'party mascot, right?
>'jaking to minions
>Minions le bad even though Dr.Soyberg had it play on the waiting room TV
>xaxaxaxa forever btfo
>seems that kuz was right, this is a dead site
>new 'bert
>soot buy deadsite.party
>>deadjak.copey
>>last post
>>20 minutes ago
>I guess kuz really did win...
>>YOU WILL NOT PINKTEXT
>>THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS PINKTEXT
>>last post was 17 minutes ago
>>last post
>>3 minutes ago
>dead site
>>nu-sharty admin has already sold out to kuz for $500
>>site is dead within minutes of said purchase
>actually and literally over
>kuz I demand you give me the domain to soyjak.party right now
>wtf is jakparty.soy?
>why did you guys splinter off from soyjak.party? is it so you can share cp on discord without kuz banning you or something?
>im boutta OD on 'eroin
>>you were one i ker
>>breadjakking will never catch on
>.
>it's official, soyjaks are banned on soyjak.party
>i dont post on soyjak.party and i dont post on partyjak.soy. i post on a third, mysterious website
>*steals your gem*
>raid kuz's lolcow.farms thread with unfunny garbage so it gets deleted
>https://lolcow.farm/snow/res/1498101.html#1591492
>he saved nas on /soy/
>>dead si-AAACK!
>wake up amerilards
>>博弈论：MatPat 是视频游戏社区的终极人物 William Afton 吗？为了了解 MatPat 是否是真正的威廉·阿夫顿（William Afton），将视频游戏普及到规范并随后使其受欢迎程度逐渐淡出……我认为我们需要先了解模因的生命周期。你看，一个非常好的模因和一个具有良好前提的视频游戏通常会持续流行大约 4 到 5 年，如果其中一个是 2008 年或 2006 年过时的模因，有时会延长到 10 年或更多。像 2006 年或现代这样的有趣模因通常会讲一个很好的笑话，具有良好前提的视频游戏通常会以大隐喻和信息讲述一个很棒的故事，有些视频游戏和模因是，嗯, 例外。得出你自己的结论。然而，当这些表情包通过对上述媒体的解释而暴露在大众面前，或者这些媒体的形象被儿童频道利用新趋势来赚钱时，突然之间，这个表情包似乎已经过时了，这时候人们就开始称之为糟糕，上述媒体的魅力被破坏并被许多人误解为“情绪青少年的另一种趋势”因此，当我们查看 MatPat 关于 Bendy、Hello Neighbor、FNAF 或 Mario 的视频时，大多数理论通常都非常夸张和不正确。据推测，就他的推测的荒谬性质而言，这些理论被严重夸大并且故意不正确，以便通过 YouTube 算法将视频游戏或模因推向另一个层次和受欢迎程度。MatPat 在地图上发布的大多数视频游戏要么失宠，要么不受欢迎，甚至不那么受欢迎，直到没有人关心和记住它们。如果我们使用著名的尼采哲学“上帝死了，我们杀了他”，并将其应用到马特帕特理论的背景下，将电子游戏和模因推向模因地位和畏缩的内涵，可以说马特帕特是人本身的整体，视频游戏和模因是上帝，他们试图通过将灵魂放入他们的场所和笑话来创造美丽的东西，这很丑陋，但他们最终都因为 MatPat jak杀了他们而死了，但留下了一些美丽的东西等待展示给人们。party可以说电子游戏和表情包已经死了，而 MatPat 杀死了它们。.soy这就是科学出现的时候，它消除了所有的废话并了解了事实。
>coal
>post as much coal as you can find in this thread
>saw the message in the soyjaks you guys were spamming
>whats wrong with kuz? it seems you guys are just being overdramtic coalers
>Why are libtards like this?
>>i still have a 7 day ban on the sharty for posting SFW gay softcore porn
>>they haven't discovered the secret mushroom board yet
>heh, newfags
>>DID YOU JUST DO A HECKIN DISREPECT TO GOD EMPEROR KOOZ??!? -10000 SHARTY CREDIT TO YOUR ACCOUNT
>coaltime
>hapoier teims when da two admuns got aleng
>kuz won and hes buying this dead site next nazi tranny btfo
>kuz website
>nuclear jak gems
>post your nukies
>koooooooz change my diaper
>lol oldjak.arty is already going to shit under kuz
>https://soyjak.party/soy//res/802851.html
>does anyone actually use this site
>>brutally murdering your sister le bad even though you can just suicide and get away with it
>therefore you gray alien
>HOLY NEW GEMMY SITE
>Erika and Yuri are Dating Pass It On
>Know the facts Chud
>You WILL tell people how Kuz left his wife for Unabashed Hermaphrodite, you WILL NOT let his tranny jannies stop you.
>He is censoring le heccing truth so he can pound that bussy
>Jewkraine fag site
>Jewkraine fag site
>>WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO, QUOTE YOUR POSTS LOL
>Brudder bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime
>His sister had anudder one, she paid it for de lime
>She put de lime in de coconut, she drank 'em bot' up
>She put de lime in de coconut, she drank 'em bot' up
>She put de lime in de coconut, she drank 'em bot' up
>She put de lime in de coconut, she called de doctor, woke 'im up
>And said "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?"
>I said "Doctor, to relieve this bellyache?"
>I said "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?"
>I said "Doctor, to relieve this bellyache?"
>Now, lemme get this straight
>You put de lime in de coconut, you drank 'em bot' up
>Put de lime in de coconut, you drank 'em bot' up
>Put de lime in de coconut, you drank 'em bot' up
>Put de lime in de coconut, you called your doctor, woke 'im up"
>Said "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?"
>I said "Doctor, to relieve this bellyache?"
>I said "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?"
>I said "Doctor, to relieve this bellyache?"
>You put de lime in de coconut, you drink 'em bot' togedder
>Put de lime in de coconut, then you feel better
>Put de lime in de coconut, drink 'em bot' up
>Put de lime in de coconut and call me in the morning
>Whoo-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-oooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
>Whoo-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-oooh, ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-oooh
>Whoo-ooh-ooh, a-hoo, a-hoo, a-hoo, a-hoo, a-hoo, a-hoo, a-hoo
>Brudder bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime
>His sister had anudder one, she paid it for de lime
>She put de lime in de coconut, she drank 'em bot' up
>And put de lime in de coconut, she called de doctor, woke 'im up
>Said "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?"
>I said "Doctor, to relieve this bellyache"
>I said "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?"
>I said "Doctor, now lemme get this straight"
>You put de lime in the coconut, you drink 'em bot' up
>Put de lime in the coconut, you drink 'em bot' up
>Put a lime in the coconut, you drink 'em bot' up
>Put de lime in the coconut, you're such a silly woman
>Put a lime in the coconut and drink 'em bot' togedder
>Put de lime in the coconut, then you feel better
>Put de lime in the coconut, drink 'em bot' down
>Put de lime in your coconut, and call me in the morning"
>Whoo-hoo, ain't there nothin' you can take?
>I say "Whoo-hoo-ooh to relieve your bellyache?"
>You say "Well whoo-hoo-ooh, ain't there nothin' I can take?"
>I say "Whoo-hoo-ooh, to relieve your bellyache?"
>You say "Yaa-ahh, ain't there nothin' I can take?"
>I say "Yaa-ahh, to relieve this bellyache?"
>I said "Doctor, ain't there nothing I can take?"
>I said "Doctor, ain't there nothing I can take?"
>I said "Doctor, ain't there nothing I can take?"
>I said "Doctor, you're such a silly woman"
>Put de lime in the coconut and drink 'em bot' togedder
>Put de lime in the coconut, and you feel better
>Put de lime in the coconut, drink 'em bot' up
>Put de lime in the coconut and call me in the morning
>Yes, you call me in the morning
>You call me in the morning, I'll tell you what to do
>If you call me in the morning, I'll tell you what to do
>If you call me in the morning, I'll tell you what to do
>If you call me in the morning, I'll tell you what to do
>Well, if you call me in the morning, I'll tell you what to do
>i cant believe this is just a literal who highschool student
>>jakparty.soy
>d-d-d-d-d-daddy-sam does it mean we finally see soyjak cafe *intensified uwu*
>dead site
>who is the administrator of this website
>holy shoot jakking is saved
>>STOP RIGHT THQOGVBLGVBLGVBLVGYSILCVYAQYVQFVF
>Do this website allow /TND/?
>>jakparty.soy
>Uhhhhhhhhhh Uh Oh That Was Supposed to Be A Joker Joke
>So Kuz just banned me for doxing him as Keffles lol
>adventure threads with dice involved is now possible
>(##1d100) Rolled 1 dice with 100 sides = 61
><PINK TEXTING IS NOT REAL AND YOU WILL NOT INSINUATE SUCH A THING EXISTS
>i look like this
>say it with me sisters!
>>one two three four
>>he will always be a whore!
>>can’t you see?
>>a big bad slut for BBC!
>>always sucking on that black D!
>Uh oh bros, I accidentally confessed while shilling on the ‘arty that we are data mining our users, is it over?
>>Theme mushroom
>oh my cobson is this the new sharty?
>stop shilling your shit datamining website on the party you fucking trannies
>>no arrow
>trans rights website
>We're so back
>Hide
>The sharty is back, here, at jakparty.soy where you won't be censored for silly reasons like spamming cobbson edits you made yourself.
>YWNBTS
>dead shit website you will never become the sharty
>he won
>coal website
>nice captcha btw
>you will never be the new soyjak.party
>and to the owner: you will never be the new soot
>whats the point of this site
>>>Just stop man. Your embarassing yourself, theres no reason to pick a fight over nothing. I dont even have a problem with your creation jut dont shill your site on mine. Its disresp-AAAAACCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK
>cado website
>><<<PINK TEXTING IS NOT REAL AND YOU WILL NOT INSINUATE SUCH A THING EXISTS
>if this lands on 5 I will make dicejakking real
>(##1d20) Rolled 1 dice with 20 sides = 19
>Sharty's dead
>holy coal
>NEED HELP
>so I was running an adventure thread (Chudjak Adventure, to be more precise) but I got banned by Kuz. I'm trying to renew my IP address but I have been unsuccessful so far.
>wat do?
>Hey guys, did you know that leftypol is very lenient with 'jaks?
>kuz won and absolutely broke the mind of you retards
>Rika on the 'log though
>remember that admins get notifications when threads are reported, so if you see 'p or other coal on the site, be sure to report it!
>new 'oard
>frog on the log
>>OH MY SCIENCE IS THAT AN A24 SLOWBURN CHARACTER ANALYSIS OF A LESBIAN?!
>>WATCH! WATCH! WATCH!
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2q3u1VffIOk
>>5g is microwaves
>>hello everyone
>>kuz here
>>I am interested in buying the nu-sharty for 5000 rubles (3.50 USD)
>>this is very good yes yes
>>please let me buy up your alt chan
>fuck you kuz, I guess there's no turning back now