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Doing another drive for jannies, send applications to admin@jakparty.soy; try to avoid using gmail since gmail tends to block my email
in an effort to test our anti-CP system, a board called >>>/nofur/ has opened up; all posts containing furshit will be removed by our bot. Attempt to break this, as all knowledge gained from this endeavor will go towards the actual anti-CP system.
Jakparty.soy's anti-CP system has started development, contribute to discussion here!


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post sharty bans
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>>4187
why do you do it DOE
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>>4188
I have totally checked out with using any soy-related websites. The constant drama, infighting, shit FOTM coal, discords, bitterness, and incompetence from the admins has gotten to be too much. I started ‘jakking because I wanted to see funny things and make funny things, however it’s all been destroyed by faggots who are simply incapable of ‘jakking and making funny posts. At all times, the catalog is full of blog/bait with hundreds of replies. While at the bottom of the ‘log, sitting with an impressive 3 replies, is a post that previously would have caused (or at the very least inspired) a new part of soy culture. Be it a meme, slang, whatever. People really aren’t interested in real ‘jakking anymore. That’s evidenced by how low PPH this site is. Nobody wants to use this site because ‘jakking is no fun in such slow conditions. Ironically, I can’t complain about blogposts without blogposting myself, it’s sad I have to resort to it. The current state of ‘jakking is terrible. The last popular variant was made two years ago at this point. There has been no evolution in the lingo, memes, variants, injokes. It’s all recycled garbage that is boring to everyone who isn’t a newteen. I haven’t even used the sharty in days, I just bothered to change my IP to actually post there because I was bored in school. I saw someone say that the reason that the site sucks so much is simply due to the fact there’s “no funny s
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>>4189
well then godspeed chud and keep on fucking with the shartoid admins
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>I have totally checked out with using any soy-related websites. The constant drama, infighting, shit FOTM coal, discords, bitterness, and incompetence from the admins has gotten to be too much. I started ‘jakking because I wanted to see funny things and make funny things, however it’s all been destroyed by faggots who are simply incapable of ‘jakking and making funny posts. At all times, the catalog is full of blog/bait with hundreds of replies. While at the bottom of the ‘log, sitting with an impressive 3 replies, is a post that previously would have caused (or at the very least inspired) a new part of soy culture. Be it a meme, slang, whatever. People really aren’t interested in real ‘jakking anymore. That’s evidenced by how low PPH this site is. Nobody wants to use this site because ‘jakking is no fun in such slow conditions. Ironically, I can’t complain about blogposts without blogposting myself, it’s sad I have to resort to it. The current state of ‘jakking is terrible. The last popular variant was made two years ago at this point. There has been no evolution in the lingo, memes, variants, injokes. It’s all recycled garbage that is boring to everyone who isn’t a newteen. I haven’t even used the sharty in days, I just bothered to change my IP to actually post there because I was bored in school. I saw someone say that the reason that the site sucks so much is simply due to the fact there’s “no funny soyquotes about eating bugs,” and that’s exac
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>>4191
i do this

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holy shit the sharty sucks just come here and post instead
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>>93083
>no meme arrow
check
>neutral plier
yep siree
>blogposting
ding! ding! ding! ding! ding!
sir, you have won a one-way trip to >>>/sharty/, click the link to claim your prize!
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voice 'teen cover this NOW
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>>4182
I’m a lazy nigger so audiovisualGODS make this a gem
for some reason moving multiple threads at once merges them all oops
soy theory: froot is actually a lutecord agent who's making the sharty unusable on purpose

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so that explains a lot...
source cited: https://soyjaks.party/q/thread/120595.html#120676
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Weird how it doesn't have an option about September - November 2020.
I remember I joined in November.
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>>4162 (OP) 
where is the poll i didnt vote
>>4169
the admins want ever november faggot to kill themselfs
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>>4172
nonsense GOD
>>4172
marge

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>The Sharty will have a good admin this time
aged like fine wine
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>aged like fine wine
>>3323
qrd?
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sissyphean hem
>>3325
froot is literally a discorder retard outsider running the site
angeleno is an irl soyjak from california who stans trans rights
doll is the same lonely man he always was

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Porkbun dropped soyjak.wiki, and Angeleno moved it under the soyjaks.party domain. Froot de facto controls the wiki now, and Angeleno says he thinks he’s going to give him actual de jure control. He has consolidated the soysphere more than Kuz could.
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>>4160
Angeleno is a douchebag? If so, I hope karma hits him
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>>4159
>however picrels
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>>4163
you know he can still support LBGT and still not be trans.
He is either an ally or a fag.
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>>4166
that's all I can say. as for discord shit, I knew he was a bad choice and worse than Kuz.
>>4155 (OP) 
Lol Angeleno is a fucking retard. He saw the sharty be deplatformed and didn't even think to transfer the wiki to Epik.

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>@everyone hey wake up, attentionfagretardnigger-oot here again, we're doing another q&a on discor- i mean soyjaks.party to celebrate 3 years on bald cartoon man with glasses and no gape website
>i know we couldn't harass soot out of retirement to look at our personal discord server, and we couldn't get kuz involved either because he's utterly disgusted with our literal faggotry, so we'll just pull doll into our bullshit attentionfagging to satisfy @everyone's parasocial relationship with literal who website owners.
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>>92798
gem but the original was better
>>92800
Trve
>>92798
Gemerald
>>92797
shartycvck slaughtering gemerald
>>4128 (OP) 
soor stop moving thread here

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>when I got added to a group chat with him, before he did The thing I already hated him, he was a faggot all around. I especially hated him when he took pride in using public transport and how "I dont need to know how to use powertools, i never hang paintings or anything". Hes a complete fucking nancy
Marge why are they all connected like this. It’s like a secret society runs that site Jesus
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>>4149
better get used to it soicvck this is how all larger sites operate
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>>4150
I’d prefer xem being honest. It’s really gay to act like a rebel who’s gonna heckin get rid of kolyma influence even doe xhe was a janny during the old system.
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>>4151
kolyma did none of this bs, they kept the site running, cracked down on anyone causing drama, didnt put ads or had unnecessary janny attentionwhoring, a kolyma run sharty would be a million times better than what we have now but oh well even kuz realized this is a losing game so he rightly pulled out
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>>4152
Kek kuz was an idiot sinking a couple grand to a money pit that is a imageboard

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/qa/ won for nothing because all it gathered was bunch of idiots who came to rape sharty, no matter the gender, race or sexuality.
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>/qa/ won for nothing because all it gathered was bunch of idiots who came to rape sharty, no matter the gender, race or sexuality.
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>>4135
sorry for wepg file. have an image of uwe boll being a badass
croach

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THE NEW ADMIN IS A DISCORD TRANNY 
I REPEAT THE NEW ADMIN IS A DISCORD TRANNY
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>>4127
you didn't earn shit it was your parents who earned that money
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>>4138
i got hit by a car and i have a job
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>>4136
there's a vichan theme that makes the site more like the sharty
>>4139
Go ahead and buy that place i'm sure itll work out great and we will all have a bunch of laughs
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>>4141
thank you

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>l*te splinters off some shitty soyjack website made by soot when GODlyma arrives
>l*te proceeds to spend her entire life spamming cp and other coal as a way of pwning k*z (source cited : >>>/b/2054 )
>l*te then copes as GODlyma hands off control to doll...
>and then doll hands it over to froot and friends, solidifying this as the best era the sharty has ever experienced with the highest PPH ever recorded in soyteen history
<uhm uhm uhm no its not it doesn't have muh oldcuck wojacks
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK NEWGODS WON
>but that's not all... froot fucking PWNS l*te publicly in the latest Q&A
HOLY SHIT J*RTYCVCKS HOW DO YOU EVEN RECOVER FROM THIS PWNAGE
>words words words
bro i'm not reading that essay 💀
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<lute disrespect
>RIP HIS EYES OUT, MURDER HIM, STRING HIS GUTS ALL OVER HIS HOME, ENSURE HE IS STILL ALIVE, RAPE WHATEVER IS LEFT OF HIM, AND MAKE HIS FAMILY WATCH
trying too hard
>guys nobody will ever use the jarty don't go there please please kek please
pride comes before fall or something

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