/coal/ - coal

slopjak dumping ground


New Thread
Sage
×
Subject
Message
Files* Max 5 files28.6MB total
Tegaki
Password
[New Thread]


Well everyone, it's finally over. After YEARS of posting on bald cartoon men with glasses website, our time here has finally come to an end. For better or worse, this is how it has to be. I have to give my sincerest thanks to everyone who has contributed to this site's success, everyone from the slopjak shitposters to the genuine effort posting users who have tried to make this place fun to use.

All of you have etched out a name for the jarty as something worth remembering. I hope you all had as much fun as I did, because the memories I made here are something I hope to have the privilege of being able to take to my grave. Thank you all for the good times and good laughs. I love you all and, at least as it pertains to this site, this is goodbye.

Some time soon I will be putting up a static page in honor of the site and with an archive of old posts.

If you need me, you can reach me on XMPP at https://invite.joinjabber.org/#lute@xmpp.party
or at least for the next month: admin@jakparty.soy.


52e881c9665fa203cebb832009fa023527e7b063f1a18428b53146216dc20e54.png
[Hide] (626.3KB, 793x1024) Reverse
52e881c9665fa203cebb832009fa023527e7b063f1a18428b53146216dc20e54.png
[Hide] (626.3KB, 793x1024) Reverse
>>162915
>>A moment ago, you said that you ordered vice admin sobot to tell xis jannies that Lute wasn't to be touched
><That's right
>>Abd vice admin doll was clear on what you wanted?
><Crystal
>>Any chance vice admin sobot ignored the order?
><No
>>Any chance vice admin sobot left your office and said, the old man is wrong
><No
>>well vice admin sobot spoke to da jannie team and ordered them not to touch Lute, any chance they'd ignore xim
>>You ever LARPed as a Russian online son?
>>No xir
><Ever serve during a pedo raid?
>>No xir
><Ever put your company in another janny's hands?  And asked xim to pay off your AIDS treatment
Message too long. View the full text

dd57154e27dcd4ff7c7abce96558906858cda25f2e981cdc65d516708a430828.png
[Hide] (312.7KB, 538x464) Reverse
>>162918
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mahZLt7Fpi0
>>Goodbye Sharty, won't be seein' you again
>>Stole your jaks and tan and gems and left you to the 'cord
>>Goodbye Sharty, won't be seein' you again
>>You sold out to the 'cord and, you ain't ever sellin' back

>>Started hangin' out in raidcords, and you got it in your head
>>To spam coal on our catalog 'cause that's what the cool kids did
>>Now you got some shitty pedocord and an admin made of Vitamin C
>>namefagging like an attentionwhore, and your 'drive is full of 'p

>>Goodbye Sharty, won't be seein' you again
>>Stole your jaks and tan and gems and left you to the 'cord
>>Goodbye Sharty, won't be seein' you again
Message too long. View the full text

b0ca72ea28676e84b6b986d0043a199cc924e4cbf99f536fa6130e1721acf02d.png
[Hide] (785.1KB, 1000x650) Reverse
>>162923
<why do jartycvcks hate the sharty? is it because they can't stand to see people not get datamined? do they hate liberty?

52c2974dd3ba1f2b7839b9fb76a294cebf6b62515719f30130bb48009fe91dea.png
[Hide] (1.2MB, 1375x2392) Reverse
>>162923
>why do jartycvcks hate the sharty? is it because they can't stand to see people not get datamined? do they hate liberty?

71525db849b4287d1f833240adcefdce2b660a31d14d918a6e364d7f1703a9e8.png
[Hide] (2.5MB, 1920x1798) Reverse
>>162923
>why do jartycvcks hate the sharty? is it because they can't stand to see people not get datamined? do they hate liberty?

481165a01e92e48db9a4a54ade922b0b3de26e4caf4e71eb36cadee23b1db26c.png
[Hide] (32.6KB, 768x719) Reverse
>>162953
>>Say the line white squirrel soyjak
>< damn niggryan thats NUTS!
>>Haha I love this little fella, just a side note though, the pre-suffix "nigg-" is a racist phrase directed at people of african descent. Please refrain using it.

d6cbcb59930cc77e61e34ab3f7d6551f9522e95b4cd062464b08211411bde5cf.png
[Hide] (866KB, 716x765) Reverse

38b4ac2ed529c36b5459df26cef22f58566e6d07af6e838cd34a2a34ad6652a0.png
[Hide] (697.2KB, 600x1208) Reverse

48bc00d36b1fd1579e1d1d33f0fb7b5b8c828cc045c5e66a5422eb872d043cc9.png
[Hide] (374.1KB, 1319x2065) Reverse

3f337e11bc2d38a80612c15cddcf532b49428ea1ed3c87d8a823789af07e381e.png
[Hide] (405.3KB, 1319x2065) Reverse

Show Post Actions

Actions:

Captcha:

- news - rules - faq - privacy - DMCA -
jschan 1.6.1+LukePatch3.1