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Soylita is now globally banned under rule 1.


CALLING ALL CODER 'TEENS
the jarty needs (You)r help to fight the CP spam menace and help improve image boards as a whole.

This will be achieved through an automated anti-CP dedication system that is capable of sharing CP hashes with other websites so, when CP is posted, everyone is able to block it from their servers.

A link to the specification for how this work can be found here:
https://gitgud.io/lukesmithxyz/csam-buster/-/blob/master/spec/spec.md

This thread will serve as the main discussion point for the project. Namefagging and tripfagging has been enabled on /comtech/ for this project and other projects like it.

Code Repo:
https://gitgud.io/lukesmithxyz/csam-buster/-/tree/master
LUUUUUUUTE (@lute)
why do you use jschan instead of vichan or a fork of vichan like lainchan? I'm thinking of starting my own imageboard and am attracted to jschan since it isn't php and might be resistant to Ronald's babybot (although this needs fact-checking)
How do i evade sharty ban?
>Please note that these are NOT recommended handlers for authenticating users in your Node.js applications and are used purely for illustration purposes. You should not be trying to design your own cryptographic authentication mechanisms in general. It is much better to use existing, proven authentication solutions.
Buying an iphone:
>You WILL let us spy on everything you do with our proprietary OS and forced updates
Buying a google pixel:
>You WILL enjoy having no headphone jack. You WILL enjoy having no SD card slot. You WILL buy a new phone in 6 months when yours breaks and you WILL be happy
Buying a samsung galaxsoy:
>You WILL spend hundreds of dollars on a (((  flagship  ))) phone that explodes and/or catches on fire in 3 years
Buying a fairphone:
>You WILL spend 500 hundred american dollars on the metal square you use to watch cat memes on the shitter
Buying some offbrand chinkphone:
>You WILL not unlock the bootloader and you WILL not install an open source OS so we can't catch you disrespecting the glorious CCP
windows 8.x wasn't that le bad actually
'toss
There was a nice thread for this on the sharty. Now I figure I'll make a thread here.
I've been working on a fork of jschan that uses a peer-to-peer database system called peerbit. This lets you download and seed boards, posts, and files as you would torrents.
Peerbit essentially allows modifyable torrents.
here's the repo:
https://gitgud.io/threshold862543/peerchan
Prototype p2p browsing client is also in development. And I also am thinking about an in-browser light client so you don't have to download anything except maybe a browser addon.
Right now I've gotten p2p browsing working but still have to implement p2p posting. Once I get that working we can have a peer to peer soyjak website that should be a lot more resilient to attack.
I miss the frog pond. Bring it back now soykikes, before I go red hat on you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eB_WoZR23Q
>luke smith analog horror
what is the jarty's opinion on revolt? its le libre version of 'cord but ive literally never heard anyone mention that they use it
</ban evasion general/
Importance of FOSS people, FOSS...
Why does the government tolerate this financial terrorist? He's singlehandedly wiped out billions in shareholder value. We need to do something about this.
basedpill me on stegano
Jakparty.soy:
>Based entirely around a dead forced meme and some literal who youtuber who uploads videos like once a year
>Shitty UI that tries and fails to imitate truchan deployments like yotsoba and vichan 
>Runs on mongoDB javascript pajeet code
>Constantly raided by discord

Craigslist forums:
>Discussion revolves around a variety of topics
>Kino UI is simple and easy on the eyes 
>Runs on html4, mankind's greatest invention since the printing press 
>Cannot be raided by Discord because Discord users are too young to even know what Craigslist is.
>The most powerful programming language is Lisp. If you don't know Lisp (or its variant, Scheme), you don't know what it means for a programming language to be powerful and elegant. Once you learn Lisp, you will see what is lacking in most other languages.
>attempt to download an emulator that calls itself free software
>one of the depencies is discord-game-sdk
why
hello do you know how to install pyib( https://github.com/tslocum/PyIB ) on pythonanywhere.com ?
post your face and your desktop
http://www.jacurutu.com/index.php
>nooooo stop continuing your fathers sci-fi epic brian and kja I'm gonna be a weird little incel and tarnish your online reputation with lies and slander 
>WTF WHY WAS I BANNED!!!
looking to install either one of those, preferably vichan. does anyone know a good guide because i’m a little bit of a retard
whats the best and most painful way to get rid of a wasp nest inside my roof?
i mean most painful for the wasps, not for myself
it cant involve fire because i live in a wooden house, and those fuckers buzz me up while im trying to sleep
A software like Tor yet even more private. It shuffles around the packets and sends them randomly to the various different servers that agree to be on the network. These servers then send the packets to other ones in the network maybe 4 times to complete a cycle. Then the packets are sent to the actual target server and put in their correct order.
If a server is sending something to you, the same procedure occurs except your computer is the one receiving the packets and reconstructing the webpage.
Is this plausible?
>install gentoo chuddy!
MADE FOR GCC
l*nuxcacas...
what is this?
duckduckgo does what google don't
british hacker who leaked GTAV source code got committed to a looney bin for the rest of his life
https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-67663128
dead board
in celebration of the recent (2 weeks ago) furfag cub porn purge on on /b/ ive created this wholesome anime thread just to piss off stratogem and the zoophile lutecord cabal

Rules: inb4 avatartrooning or hidden/filtered
No troon bait (aka "tranime" like astofolo) (reminder that this is illegal pretty much anywhere outside of anglosphere)
Strictly no porn (just for safety to deter potential western coomer sexpat tourists)
And lastly of all NO TO FURBAIT spamming! seriously dont even try to convert me to your kind
this thread will also serve as your local asian embassy in the meantime until i make my own chan board
*saves free speech*
>Hello weary wanderer,
>Here lies Zippyshare [2006 - 2023], once upon a time a fairly big file hosting site blessed with a loyal and loving community. Before you leave, consider whether any of the following services will make your onward journey somehow easier and safer.
Marge could perpetual motion work? I get that heckin gravity fucks with the machines but could it work in outer space where’s there no heckin gravity to screw up the energy
Why is the name box enabled on /comtech/ and no other boards sitewide?
>the guy behind linux is a big fan of CP
no wonder you j*rtyCVCKS like it so much KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
test
>Everything I Want to Do Is Illegal
Does anyone have the vichan theme CSS for the jarty, I can't find it here for some reason.
https://www.gnu.org/proprietary/malware-microsoft.html
keeeeek do proprietards REALLY?
>musl
>sbase
>kiss
>openbsd
>doas
>pledge
>dwm
>st
>suckless
>unix philosophy
>ed
>roff
>termcap
>curses
>zathura
>xenocara
>tinyx
>velox
>webkit2gtk
>tcc
>acme
>lua
>monero
>rdrama
I tried being a minimalist, but Luke's asshole has been MAXIMIZING my pleasure since we first fucked in a public toilet. The nodules in his rectum have are like a classical orchestra with the elegant rhythm they stroked my cock with, his rectum is self lubricating, and the grip of his hole is like a strong farm woman, gripping the udder of a family cow to get the milk out for her young children. Never have my testicles been so empty and my soul so satisfied as they were in the bathroom of that Greek restaurant.
what distro does lute use?
>der cord is now auto-scanning for hate speech
https://support.discord.com/hc/en-us/articles/18210965981847-Discord-Warning-System
relevant XKCD
https://odysee.com/@lbry:3f/theendoflbryinc:d
>niggerbsd
>Ad blockers are not allowed on YouTube
>It looks like you may be using an ad blocker.
>Ads allow YouTube to be used by billions worldwide.
>You can go ad-free with YouTube Premium, and creators can still get paid from your subscription.

>Allow YouTube Ads
>Try YouTube Premium
>Not using an ad blocker? Report issue
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Distrotube, is in fact, BBC/Distrotube, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, BBC plus Distrotube. Distrotube is not a real entity unto itself, but rather another sissy component of a fully functioning BBC gangbang made useful by the BBC cocks, cum utilities and vital system components comprising a full gangbang as defined by Israel. Many faggot 4chan users fap to a modified version of the BBC system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of BBC porn which is widely used today is often called “Distrotube”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically a BBC gay gangbang, developed by Mental Outlaw. There really is a Distrotube, and niggers are fucking it, but it is just a part of the gangbang white boys they use. Distrotube is the sissy white slut: the faggot in the system that allocates the cocks resources to the other holes that you cum into. The faggot is an essential part of a BBC gangbang, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete BBC gangbang. Distrotube is normally used in combination with the BBC gangbang system: the whole system is basically BBC with Distrotube added, or BBC/Distrotube. All the so-called “Distrotube” gangbang are really distributions of BBC/Distrotube.
fix this or something 
not really important albeit
How to tell if a pdf is insecure?
>fighting the censortroons and the state that supports them
>creating kino content
>advocating for liberty related software
total libertarian win for the 'farms
https://news.itsfoss.com/richard-stallman-battling-cancer/
>J*artyCucks manual pages
test
Marge, why is this the only board on the site where people can attentionfag and namefag?

Anyway, dark matter and dark energy is a stupid theory, and no I'm not a scientist but rather a wheelchair amateur so my opinion is not peer reviewed by snopes or whatever but hear me out here
>we can't see 95% of matter in our observable universe, therefore it's a different type of matter
schizo schizo schizo, just take your meds already and admit that you don't have the necessary tools to observe 95% of the matter in the universe.
relevant xkcd
the jarty pc setup
>the arch linux philosophy
>protest distros
>cuck license 
>systemd is what system admins deserve
>vim-like key bindings
>church of emacs
>cult of vim
>long option flags
>FSF-approved distros
>auto*hell, dependeny hell
>rewrite it in rust
>yt-dlp
>vaapi
>software mascot
>IBM and red hat are freedom fighters
>neofetch
https://archive.ph/f4MKQ
>I Promoted AI for Years and Automated Myself Out of a Job

>I had to have known this moment would come. As a technology evangelist, I’d spent years minimizing AI’s potential to destroy jobs. Every paper I wrote about AI and its practical cousin, Robotic Process Automation (RPA)—which uses software robots to accomplish “thinking tasks” like reading emails—boasted that the software would liberate employees from drudgery and enable them “to do more meaningful work,” or words to that effect.

>But now, the very technology that I helped promote has put me out of the job.

>I’ve been evangelizing the business benefits of enterprise technology for more than two decades, first as a marketing executive and more recently as a freelance writer. At IBM, I was known as a “Software Evangelist,” and my work always had me delivering secular sermons about the redemptive potential of the latest computer program or hardware.
MARGE WHY IS THE BABY ALL FRICKIN DEAD
do you guys think so-called "smart guns" could take hold in the private security/military corporation industry? (not in the civilian one thoughie, it'd fucking flop there geeegg) especially ones that work off of biometrics, all they need is some additional doodads like some sorta vitals sensor, network features so all employees hooked up to the corporate network get a ping to their gun/vital sensor device whenever a colleague is unresponsive, ammo counter, etc (i'm sure they could figure out a way to shit out a mandatory heartbeat sensor that the gun won't function unless it detects a pulse). the closest thing we have so far is the Biofire smart gun. what do you think, techtroons?
BSDtroons are the lolbertarians of Free Software. They like something that has almost no difference from the main thing and are completely wasting their effort on something that only 5 people will ever care about
Take the BGNUC.
The boards are not listed properly and the captcha is also broken but I couldn't get an image of that
xkcd blows pchuds out of the water...
What are some good .onion blackhat forums?
https://chromestatus.com/feature/5796524191121408
and with that, all hope for the free and open died
how the fuck do i set up a PGP key
Is pascal/delphi a good language to learn? I don't like how you have to pay to use the main delphi IDE (proprietary coal)
>This is what j*rtyCUCKS actually think will happen if they install a foss linux distro
https://www.azeotrope.org/~khym/
>hates linux
>uses windows and BSD
>loves furrries
w7 I just found your evil twin
>I fell for the Thinkpad meme a few years ago and have since daily driven two old Thinkpads with Arch Linux. I’ve found doing this has been a vast improvement over using Windows in many ways but over the past few months I’ve realized that using ten year old laptops is silly, they’re heavy, have terrible battery life, terrible screens, underpowered hardware and everyone rightfully thinks that you are crazy for doing it, so I broke down and bought a macbook
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dechvhb0Meo
how tf is xkcd 927 so relevant
>shitfox still relies on your os for playing media
i'm moving to chrome
share useful shit here, i'll start
this records your default audio input, e.g. microphone or monitor of an output
(recopus file.opus, recogg file.ogg recmp3 file.mp3)

alias recopus='arecord -r 48000 -f S16_LE -c 2 -t raw | opusenc raw-chan 2 bitrate 128 - $@'
alias recogg='arecord -r 48000 -f S16_LE -c 2 -t raw | oggenc -r -R 48000 -b 128 --raw-chan 2 - -o $@'
alias recmp3='arecord -r 48000 -f S16_LE -c 2 -t raw | lame -r -s 48 signed little-endian -m s --vbr-new -V 6 - $@'
>windows le ba-
what widely available silicon transistor can the germanium T1 (П416) be replaced by? preferably without changing the schematic. minor adjustments are acceptable
This /comtech/ needs GnuSchizo to be good because w7 is a pisscel that uses propriatory BSD and spends time seething about furries
I can't install windows 7 on my PC because it doesn't support NVME drives and none of the tutorials work. what do I do?
title
well /g/?
my pc keeps bluescreening
I hecking love mathematics bros, do you also love math my fellow soyentists?
Petra.. the queen of /comtech/.. so juicy..........
how much of it do i need to do
>Guys, what if we named our updates after discworld characters!
>soyance
>You press the keys without effect,
>Your life is now a wreck.
>What a waste!  Such a shame!
>And all you have is vi to blame.
POV: you just told a woman about your linux rice
>I STILL WON'T REPLY TO YOUR SUPPORT TICKET YOU MADE MONDAY EVEN THOGH IT WAS A SIMPLE QUESTION THAT WOULD TAKE 5 MINUTES TO HELP SOLVE BECAUSE I FREAKING HATE MY CUSTOMERS
lute post your heckin' desktop so we can datamine you, you selfish little fuck
have you done the needful today?
Since Google decided to follow Elon Musk's footsteps, they will remove channels that haven't been active for 30 days, even channels that haven't been active for 15 years. One of my friends posted this and told me how to do stuff with channels:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/x9pnvj7u5oj8e1o/_YOUTUBE_DOWNLOAD_V1.0.7z?dl=0
drop your gems here
Dont fuckin know what these are called
css for the /biden/ board, for anyone who wants to re-live it's coal glory:
div {
background: url(https://jakparty.soy/file/c7ae2f7a63359b8851d8b80ff8217aaf39161725e4ca37be543a1ea3237cf064.gif) repeat;
}

.form-post #message {background: url(https://jakparty.soy/file/729ab6b9c577c306451308dab5857b481fd47c946c0e405cbcff58b71dea031f.gif);
}

.post-message{
background: url(https://jakparty.soy/file/729ab6b9c577c306451308dab5857b481fd47c946c0e405cbcff58b71dea031f.gif) repeat;
}

.title {
animation: cadomaxxing 0.3s infinite linear;   
}

.post-info {
animation: cadomaxxing 0.3s infinite linear;   
}

@keyframes cadomaxxing {   
   0%   {width: 0%; left: 0px; background: red;}
  25%  {width: 25%; left: 100px; background: blue;}
  50%  {width: 50%; left: 100px; background: yellow;}
  75%  {width: 75%; left: 0px; background: green;}
  100% {width: 100%; left: 0px; background: red;}
}

.post-name {   
animation: rotation 0.3s infinite linear;   
display: inline-block;  
overflow: hidden;
word-break: break-all;
max-width: 100%;
}  

@keyframes rotation {   

25% {     transform: translate(-6px, 6px) rotateX(0deg);  }
50%  {    transform: translate(6px, -6px) rotateX(359deg); }
75% {     transform: translate(6px, 6px) rotateX(0deg);  }
100% {     transform: translate(-6px, -6px) rotateX(359deg);  }

}

.greentext {
font-size: 100px;
}

img {
  /* Start the shake animation and make the animation last for 0.5 seconds */
  animation: shake 0.1s;

  /* When the animation is finished, start again */
  animation-iteration-count: infinite;
}

@keyframes shake {
  0% { transform: translate(12px, 12px) rotate(0deg); }
  10% { transform: translate(-12px, -24px) rotate(-12deg); }
  20% { transform: translate(-36px, 0px) rotate(12deg); }
  30% { transform: translate(36px, 12px) rotate(0deg); }
  40% { transform: translate(12px, -12px) rotate(12deg); }
  50% { transform: translate(-12px, 24px) rotate(-12deg); }
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  70% { transform: translate(24px, 12px) rotate(-12deg); }
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  90% { transform: translate(12px, 24px) rotate(0deg); }
  100% { transform: translate(12px, -25px) rotate(-12deg); }
} 

html {
  min-height:100%;
background: 
   linear-gradient(rgba(255,0,0,1) 0%, rgba(255,154,0,1) 10%, rgba(208,222,33,1) 20%, rgba(79,220,74,1) 30%, rgba(63,218,216,1) 40%, rgba(47,201,226,1) 50%, rgba(28,127,238,1) 60%, rgba(95,21,242,1) 70%, rgba(186,12,248,1) 80%, rgba(251,7,217,1) 90%, rgba(255,0,0,1) 100%) 
   0 0/100% 200%;
   animation: a 2s linear infinite;
}

@keyframes a {
  to {background-position:0 -200%}
}
>FUCK TROONUX I WILL ALWAYS USE PROPRIETARY SOFTWARE
<then it is death you choose
>NOOO NOOOO PLEASE I PROMISE I WILL STAN THE OPEN SOURCE TRANNY GODS- AAAAAAAAAAACK
choodey
luuuuuuuuuuuuuuute wtf is this why did you abandon us
l*nux tards and their l*nux phones be like
LOO WHY IS COMTECH BLACK
lutey sootey waste your time and tell us your thoughts about the latest components on the market such as the 16 gb model of the 4060ti
CPU: Intel i5-3320M (4) @ 2.600GHz 
GPU: Intel 3rd Gen Core processor Gr
>Unix is literally NAS
soyunix can't stop losing to gemmy plan9
If you need an adblocker, I would suggest using the free and open source adblocker known as ublock origin! It blocks more than just ads, but CIA datamining trackers and bloat too while keeping the web usable. An installation guide can be found here:
[https://github.com/gorhill/uBlock#installation]
>lute just uninstalled linux and is now a macOS user
>Terms of use

>By using this project or its source code, for any purpose and in any shape or form, you grant your implicit agreement to all the following statements:

>    You condemn Russia and its military aggression against Ukraine
>    You recognize that Russia is an occupant that unlawfully invaded a sovereign state
>    You support Ukraine's territorial integrity, including its claims over temporarily occupied territories of Crimea and Donbas
>    You reject false narratives perpetuated by Russian state propaganda

>To learn more about the war and how you can help, click here. Glory to Ukraine!
new 'toss
Anyone heard of binary space partitioning
r8
>sir doo the needful and learn to code
>What is computing minimalism?
suckless.org/philosophy
wikipedia.org/wiki/Software_bloat

>Who hates software minimalism?
Corporate Programmers (Microsoft, Intel, AMD, FAANG)

>Why is software minimalism good?
fewer bugs, better performance, lower memory footprint, better maintainability, longer software lifetime & smaller attack surface

>Minimalist programming languages
Assembly, C, Lua, Javascript

>Minimal secure Operating systems for PCs
openbsd.org
kisslinux.org
alpinelinux.org

>Useful daily minimalist programs
suckless.org/rocks

>Website development
learnbchs.org
webbloatscore.com
suckless.org/sucks/web

>Smartphones are bloated tracking tools
yewtu.be/watch?v=v9B8y-AAdmA

>Wi-Fi routers are bloat
- Health Issues
- Speed is not as fast as Ethernet
- Wi-Fi internet is still vulnerable to hacking

>Open source hardware
oshwa.org
>he was a UNIX guy
>she was a scene girl
>can I make it any more obvious?
>troonix sisters are #1 on KYM
holy fucking KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>you WILL NOT use firefox 52 in 2023, because... YOU WILL JUST GET HACKED OKAY??!? THE SCARY HACKERS ARE GOING TO PENETRATE YOUR SYSTEM.. OR SOMETHING!!!
also lute get rid of your shitty captcha and make a static one that works in links, or your name isn't lute smith
>hey lute, you wanna team up with me and tom to make jschan the best piece of free and open source software on earth?
Linux forum trannies are the worst.
fuckin' anthony from LTT trooned out
Debian Bookworm just dropped, remember to upgrade your servers!
lets develop some gemmy GPT bots 

I have a text-only archive of soyjak.party from post number 354017 (07/02/2022) to post number 1643869 (12/06/2022) for training if any 'teen is interested. It's 379 MB uncompressed. 

I planned to make my own GPT bot using aitextgen (https://github.com/minimaxir/aitextgen%29, but im a retarded little fuck and couldn't get it working.

datamining operation download: https://soyjak.download/f.php?h=3wISIfRa&d=1
if data sets are copyrightable then this dataset is licensed under the CC-BY-SA 4.0 and attribution should go to jakparty.soy.
>there are troonix users on this website right now
w7 I see you in the 'chives begging for help with setting up jschan
just use OpenBSD or FreeBSD if you're so anti linux (even though you should take your meds because GNU/Linux has nothing wrong with it)
>LOONIX!
 >an adrenaline rush is just overclocking your body
Crap. After learning how to code, I still don't know how to code.
I want to Master crap like alloc, files on C, all of SQL and just Master HTML without pissing my pants.
why aren't you running plan9 jarty?
hey linux brothers
do you compile your own kernels, or are you sure you kernel provider isn't enabling NSA SELINUX?

you can check if the NSA has access to your kernel like this:
zcat /proc/config.gz | grep CONFIG_SECURITY_SELINUX
if it is =n you are safe
if it is =y you are fucked
the absolute state of trannylation
Give me 1 (one) reason why you're not using Gentoo Linux right now.
Hello, Jarteens. 
I want to release an audio version of my new biography and my new manifesto exclusively for this site, but I don't know how to edit audio. Could you suggest easy to use video/audio editing software?
By the way, if you don't support the state of Israel, you're not a real liberteen.

Sincerely, Rothbard
is she true?
>We trust you have received the usual lecture from the local System Administrator. It usually boils down to these three things:

>#1) Respect the privacy of others.
>#2) Think before you type.
>#3) With great power comes great responsibility.
mongoDB is niggerware
why the fuck is this allowed on the jarty?
he's right the modern age sucks
holy troonix and windows fail
MACOS won holy shit
>HOLY BBC its ARCH TROONIX
What are some programs every computer should have? I'll start
>7zip
>tor
>imgburn
>vlc
>qbit torrent
>JDownloader
bbc won
I appreciate the feedback, and I understand that some people may have strong opinions about my life choices. Owning multiple ThinkPads might seem excessive, but as someone who works with technology, having backup devices and experimenting with different hardware configurations is quite reasonable. My goal with minimalist software choices is to showcase the potential of efficient tools, even though they may not suit everyone. While I've shared my thoughts on Python and C, I encourage open discussion and learning from others, without claiming to be an authority on programming. I explore ideologies like anarcho-primitivism to encourage critical thinking and self-examination, but I don't endorse extremist viewpoints or actions. My decision to live in relative isolation is a personal choice, born out of a desire for simplicity and a closer connection to nature. As a content creator, I fully understand that not everyone will agree with my choices or opinions, but I hope we can all respect each other's right to explore different ideas and lifestyles, as learning and growth come from engaging with diverse perspectives.
>TFW I found out w3schools is not associated with the w3 consortium and their shitty "exams" aren't even proctored making them worthless
>TFW I spent 95 dollars on a useless piece of paper
>TFW I will be laughed out of any job interview when they see my "totally valid and official" HTML certificate
>TFW If I had just signed up for the KHANS webdev program a few months back non of this would happen because he is an actually respected figure in the community
>TFW instead I decided to take advice instead from luke "don't get a job" fucking smith and waste my time on learning how to use meme programs like vim
>TFW I'm still on the basics while the KHANS programmers are probably coding an artificial intelligence on the moon
what are the technological implications of this
>Go to my (Fortune 500) job
>Notice a few of my coworkers desks are empty, strange maybe they got moved to a new department
>Boss says he wants to see me
>"sudoku in any language. You have 5 minutes, start now"
>Try my hardest but obviously fail 
>He informs me that since github copilot can do my job faster I've been let go
This is happening everywhere soon. You will be replaced.
>You're a bundle of electrons stranded on a rock floating in space! free will is a myth!
>When the star trek teleporter beam transports you from one place to another you die because your body is temporarily displaced!
why can't soyboys make up their mind? if you're just atoms it shouldn't matter if those atoms are taken from one place and put back in another like lego bricks.
soy tech thread
>Hi everyone, bad news. GOG Legal team has been trying to take down the site since 2021 with DMCA takedowns.

>We use DMCA ignored servers, so that is not the concern. It seems they are done trying this way and may pursue another route (i.e. subpoena then file a lawsuit against the hosting provider to shut down the website) as someone from their legal team sent a "DMCA - final call" email directly to our site admin email address. You can view here (redacted personal details and the mentioned screenshots date back to November 2021): https://pastebin.com/raw/zWfNJmFx

>This was a legitimate email (non-spoofed). We are going to treat this matter seriously.

>As such, we are honoring the DMCA notice and all the copyrighted content is made in-accessible.

>An update will be posted here when/if we bring back everything. If so, it will probably be back to Tor.

>Donors - sorry for the mess and I hope you understand!
>zippyshare shutting down
>most pirates have quit cracking denuvo
>archive.org will lose trial and shut down
new 'toss
Will technological advancement get to the point that society splits between people who want the convenience of brain chips, cheap buggie farms and amazon 30 minute drone deliveries and low tech chuds who can't adapt to the changing world? Or will people adapt eventually? We've had more inventions in the last few centuries than any other time in history and imo humans never evolved to use things like the internet.
bbc won
*transitions*
"ai" art (not really ai but a machine learning program) is a tool used by lazy people who don't want to be assed to make something themselves.

on the other hand ai voices are just another kind of TTS. Its fine and it isn't like they are used commercially

thoughts?
What GPU should I get jarty mine just decided to start overheating randomly so i need a new one
This thread is for posting modern / vintage vacuums and discussing repairability / practicality.
Here  is a link for a little history on 
Electrolux
https://www.ristenbatt.com/xcart/Electrolux-Sanitaire-Eureka-Connection.html
how does he do it? how does he run both the jarty, his own websites, and does videos? is he rich, does he datamine the jarty for money? what is it?
>windows is ba-
Why do Linux and Firefox users behave like vegans?
They'll use every opportunity possible to remind everyone else what browser or operating system they are using and will shame anyone who doesn't use the same, just like the most obnoxious vegans.
Bro, you can eat your sòy burgers all you want, but stop trying to shame me out of eating meat. It is not going to work, FUCK OFF already.
Never using loonix, not using cuckfox, cope.
>the terminal is just like electron when it comes to cli applications except loonix troons justify it because its black (just like bbc)
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>i don't use systemd because it's a cia backdoor that they can use to access my... my uhm.... the... you know...
>last post one week ago
KEK, dead board, j*RtySHITS can't create anything of value
retarded question but are there any free php hosts i can use to test my php? the ones i found look shady
Discord has better discussions than this dead board. Let that sink in.
Is it possible to create your own program ing language
i want to make deepfake porn videos of eduardo foltz and keffals. What do i need to get started and actually accomplish this? Can i just run the software on my macbook or do I need a supercomputer with 512 GB ram and $1 gorillion gpu?
hvoly shit ARYAN GEMTOO GODS GET IN HERE
You WILL show your desktop
and you WILL be happy
>i daily drive a 2015 macbook i got for free because im lazy
>i pirate windows 10 and never even bother to run kms scripts so i just live with the watermark
>windows defender + updates completely disabled, no updates ever installed
>never restart only put the computer to sleep, highest uptime ever is approx 60 days before gpu drivers crashed
>i store 6 figures worth of crypto on this laptop and panicked once when it wouldnt boot on dead battery (thought the gpu was dead lol)
>used to fuck with botnet proxies today im too lazy to bypass kuz's rangeban
>been on imageboards since 2010 still dont know how tripcodes work
>never successfully solved a single 4cuck slider captcha
why are ameriKKKans addicted to itoddler products?
daily reminder distrotube is a slut for BBC
Do you know how to write Hello world
nerves can move signals at 50m per second
wires can move signals at 90% the speed of light.
cyborgs are inevitable
Have you ever put a toaster in the ocean?
linux troonsers be like
Do you think holograms in the future will be fine?
give me an example of a good budget 8 core cpu to upgrade to
ima just drop this obscure information about a sorta old programable logic chip here
Will VCR ever get a comeback
Does any of you use Windows systems before 8? If you even use Windows as OS.
I see that you can make a game engine by yourself now.
Might take a long time, but it will be worth it.
leenux mint is le good

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