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Well everyone, it's finally over. After YEARS of posting on bald cartoon men with glasses website, our time here has finally come to an end. For better or worse, this is how it has to be. I have to give my sincerest thanks to everyone who has contributed to this site's success, everyone from the slopjak shitposters to the genuine effort posting users who have tried to make this place fun to use.

All of you have etched out a name for the jarty as something worth remembering. I hope you all had as much fun as I did, because the memories I made here are something I hope to have the privilege of being able to take to my grave. Thank you all for the good times and good laughs. I love you all and, at least as it pertains to this site, this is goodbye.

Some time soon I will be putting up a static page in honor of the site and with an archive of old posts.

If you need me, you can reach me on XMPP at https://invite.joinjabber.org/#lute@xmpp.party
or at least for the next month: admin@jakparty.soy.


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Is Aphex Twin soy?
>is [thing i like] soy?
definitive list of soy items:
<being obsessed with [corporate brand]
<integrating [corporate brand as a part of your personality]
<niche fetishes
<being a furry
<tranime
<claiming victimhood in situations where its not at all necessary
<politisperging
<putting politics in everything
<being unable to have a political discussion that doesnt revolve around movements and political figures and/or parties
<refusing to acknowledge another person because of their political beliefs
<prioritizing your political beliefs over everything else (often claiming that refusing to adhere to your beliefs is worse than pedophilia)
<group mentality
<genuinely believing that your group is better than anyone else's for arbitrary reasons
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>>2025
I have some of these, looks like I've got work to do but thankfully my music taste is safe
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>>2025
erm, if furries are soy, then why are j*rtycvcks furries?
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aphex twin is soy because its not hardcore
>>2027
you can like whatever you like as long as its not completely degenerate and depraved and honestly aphex twin isnt that bad
>>2028
j*rtycvcks are the ultimate form of soy

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new 'toss
i hate how people call his lazy mspaint drawings "90's cartoons"

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new stone toss
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marge
tier 1 coal

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oh my post office this movie was kino
posted post office posting again award
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>>1955
Thanks, I hope the heckin posthems don't burn themselves out trying to deliver that award to me within the next century!

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pizzacacas got BTFO'd at the gay awards by the slow-burn masterpiece known as COCOON
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1497440/COCOON/
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>>1930
yes
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>>1932
good i cant wait for them to go homeless
COCOON is the perfect puzzle game, the developer found a nice balance of making interesting puzzles without having them break the momentum of the game. im glad he won
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>>1937
by the end of that game you are carrying a world inside of a world inside of a world and you have to use all of them to solve puzzles
despite that you wont have trouble finding the solution because the developer is a genius who telegraphed it perfectly without a hud or tips
unless of course if you are a retarded tranime consoomer

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>jefre cantu ledesma bad even tho his music is really cemmy

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https://archive.ph/9hyYE
no virus detected (i think)
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put it through https://www.virustotal.com/gui/home/upload
>>1921 (OP) 
proprietary software doe

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>cover games that people are actually interested in?
>NO! us game journalists (honorable occupation) only support indie sellouts (the fact that their parent companies own a part of our publication has NOTHING to do with this) and we are apologists of triple A trash
<im going to give you insight into what games are dogshit without wasting your time at all
>NOOOOOOOOO SHUT DOWN VALVE! SUE VALVE NOW! PAY OFF SOME SHITTY STUDIO TO SUE VALVE SO WE DONT LOOK BAD WHILE ATTACKING THEM
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>valve promotes linux and free software
>steam has reviews dominated by unbiased opinions
>steam allows actual independent games to appear on the front page
i cant wait to see all the corporate pissbabies crying in their microsoft-branded diapers and their sony pacifiers when this lawsuit inevitably falls apart
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>>1908
did the abdlcord just wake up to make this one post?
steam reviews aren't helpful at all tho
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>>1912
they are helpful in determining what game sucks. anything below very positive is shit and very positive itself is mediocre at best. 
overwhelmingly positive means the game is probably good but i trust negative reviews more than positive reviews
>overwatch 2 positive reviews are at less than 15%
thats how you know steam reviews arent (too) biased
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>>1917
Overwatch 2 is just Overwatch update

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>Fear is there, I got to find my flare, oh
>Slice by slice I want to earn my prize.
>Cataclysm, devastation, armageddon, decimation.
>Gotta trust myself, gotta trust my punch.

>Hey, my time is now.
>Heart is seething, fists are beating, wow wow wow!
>Cheese and pepper, lets make some Noise!
>Serving fresh pizza is my choice!

>Hey there, Its pizza time, its pizza time. its pizza time!
>Hey there, Its tower time, its tower time,  pizza tower time!

>(fire music)

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