Today we are deleting Facebook and launching Jartybook. With Jartybook get ready to share 'p with your friends like never before.
Forget status updates, with Skibidibook you'll broadcast your gooning sessions live while a virtual Soytan reacts in real time, hyping you up every time cum.
We're revolutionizing the award economy. Our advanced AI algorithms will track your progress, awarding you Jartybucks for each time you post bait on the sharty.
And the rumors are true: The skin darkening feature is in beta, and those who dare will see unprecedented results in both Jarty usage and grooming metrics.
And no more news feed: On Jartybook you don't scroll, you goon through an endless stream of tranime edits featuring Soytan, Soylita and Nate/Jake yaoi.
The Jarty Marketplace is your gateway to falseflag supremacy. Use those hard-earned Jartybucks to buy rare avatars to fag as, exclusive BMT, and the most potent bait imaginable.
Achieve Jartypedo status and unlock the ultimate prize: Early access to new FPE episodes, a guaranteed moderator position, and a virtual Queen of Spades tattoo.
Next week we're unleashing Instashemmy and Whatsschlog.